Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Weezer]

@Weezer
How you feeling?

Weezer's last post was at 2:00 am in the recruiting forum and simply said "I am unwell".

Anyone actually know him and how to get in contact with him?

Just not feeling well.

 

[AM64]

Just not feeling well.

Well, get over it. Seriously, get well soon, and let us know how you are doing. I might even retract the yeti stuff if it helps.

 

[AirVol]

We're going to eleuthera tomorrow to see the glass bridge, queens bath, blue hole and preacher's cave.

Sapphire Blue hole

 

[InVOLuntary]

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Sapphire Blue hole

How hard is it to get out? Remember, I'm old.

 

[McDad]

How hard is it to get out? Remember, I'm old.

I need one of those electric seat hoists for disabled people at public pools.

 

[AirVol]

How hard is it to get out? Remember, I'm old.

A rope and rocks. Good luck lol

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

 

[marcusluvsvols]

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^^^ its all downhill from this point. Literally and figuratively.

Everytime i go home to Tennessee, when i cross the state line it feels like finishing a marathon. "Thank God, I made it."

 

[Grand Vol]

Another corporate sponsorship.

 

[LouderVol]

Another corporate sponsorship.

1. there is no way.
2. that dude is troll account.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Another corporate sponsorship.

That’s hilarious if it’s true

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

RIP .... Phil Donahue.

 

[Weezer]

I need one of those electric seat hoists for disabled people at public pools.

I'd need a Coast Guard helicopter rescue.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Star rankings etc arent everything..BUT just in case yall wanted to know:

In this 2025 class:

Currently 6 guys in top 100
Currently 13 guys in top 300

Highly coveted 6ft2in CB Koninbanny to announce this weekend. High 4* probably a VOL

** edit...confirmed: the no1 LB in nation per ON3, (Jackson)from the state of fla, just scheduled a visit in Oct. For Bama. Bama is leader now for him, but we are throwing the kitchen sink at him. Trying to take BOTH top LBs from the gumps...lmao.

We are said to be going all out now trying to land a RB from the top of our board. Probably Morris?

Have yall seen the Peyton Lewis thread in the FF? He is apparently the fastest or 2nd fastest player on the team...as a freshman thats over 6ft and ~210lbs. Legit 4.3 speed. He will be our next feature back. I think he gets carries this season as rb3 just like Sampson did as a freshman. For the same reason...he can score on any play if he gets a crease....

 

[joevol24]

Getting my welcome to the tropics disease after a year and a half. Dengue fever sucks

 

[volfanhill]

Getting my welcome to the tropics disease after a year and a half. Dengue fever sucks

That sounds terrible. Feel better man

 

[joevol24]

That sounds terrible. Feel better man

Just resting and drinking water. Rash on my arms doesn't itch, the one on my legs does. Looks the same, completely different reactions. Otherwise, feels a lot like the flu

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Damn. Just hit waffle house trying to get supper....closed. definitely endtimes now folks. Get prayed up. 1045pm on a monday

 

[BisonVol]

Okay - sorry if I missed something but sounds like Will Brooks will be starting at safety in the opener opposite Andre Turrentine. While I expect Jacoby Thomas to get snaps at that spot throughout the season, the question remains can Brooke hold up from a speed perspective against NC State and obviously in the conference schedule when the competition goes up a couple of notches? Thought he was okay against George but didn’t rewatch that game (for obvious reasons), and it’s been a while. Maybe I missed some mistakes / athleticism deficiencies.

 

[McDad]

So I made this joke as a reply to inVoluntary from a post by AirVol.

I need one of those electric seat hoists for disabled people at public pools.

Now I am getting ads for pool ingress/egress assistance machines on VN. LOL

 

[gcbvol]

So I made this joke as a reply to inVoluntary from a post by AirVol.



Now I am getting ads for pool ingress/egress assistance machines on VN. LOL

So, which model did you order?

 

[McDad]

So, which model did you order?

The one with the highest weight rating.

 

[gcbvol]

The one with the highest weight rating.

Ah, nice! The hog12,000. I have the louder3,000 now, but may need to upgrade.

 

[McDad]

Ah, nice! The hog12,000.

Yeah. It has a max capacity lift for like 10 Asians or 1.5 Americans.

 

[hog88]

Ah, nice! The hog12,000. I have the louder3,000 now, but may need to upgrade.

Hey now! After some serious weight reduction you only need the hog 10,000 now.