Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[McDad]

Hey now! After some serious weight reduction you only need the hog 10,000 now.

gcb and I want pics of you in your skinny jeans.

 

[hog88]

gcb and I want pics of you in your skinny jeans.

I do too, when I can get them over my thighs I'll send the pics.

 

[gcbvol]

gcb and I want pics of you in your skinny jeans.

Painted. On.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

 

[Grand Vol]

My house got broken into...

Can whichever theiving ass that took my zero turn please return it?

 

[LouderVol]

oh dang GV.

 

[gcbvol]

My house got broken into...

Can whichever theiving ass that took my zero turn please return it?

WTF? Bastards.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

My house got broken into...

Can whichever theiving ass that took my zero turn please return it?

Well that sucks! Not much worse than a low life thief! Hope you get your stuff back and I hope the thieving sons a bitchs that stole it encounter a life of pure misery.

 

[Grand Vol]

Well, I'm not living there at the moment (just haven't put it up for sale yet) and I don't get it there like I should.

But there were gold plated rims on that thing... at least that's my story.

 

[hog88]

My house got broken into...

Can whichever theiving ass that took my zero turn please return it?

The wife says crime in OKC is getting bad. They had a maintenance shop cleaned out a couple weeks ago

 

[Grand Vol]

The wife says crime in OKC is getting bad. They had a maintenance shop cleaned out a couple weeks ago

In some places. Apparently, there are "transient" groups at work around the small town my house is in.

 

[hog88]

In some places. Apparently, there are "transient" groups at work around the small town my house is in.

Her properties are over by the airport, IDK what area that is.

 

[hog88]

I feel sorry for contractors that make their living working for homeowners, worst people in the world to work for.

 

[Grand Vol]

Her properties are over by the airport, IDK what area that is.

I'm way east of the main metro. Still considered the "OKC" area, but almost halfway between OKC and Shawnee.

 

[hog88]

I'm way east of the main metro. Still considered the "OKC" area, but almost halfway between OKC and Shawnee.

I know where Shawnee is, we did some drainage installation work out there.

 

[AM64]

So I made this joke as a reply to inVoluntary from a post by AirVol.



Now I am getting ads for pool ingress/egress assistance machines on VN. LOL

Just your VN buddies helping you out. Have you heard from the step-in bath people yet?

 

[volfanhill]

Well, I'm not living there at the moment (just haven't put it up for sale yet) and I don't get it there like I should.

But there were gold plated rims on that thing... at least that's my story.

Make sure you let them know all the guns are missing

 

[McDad]

My house got broken into...

Can whichever theiving ass that took my zero turn please return it?

Sux. Insurance claim?

 

[McDad]

Make sure you let them know all the guns are missing

Oh crap...I forgot!

@Grand Vol what about the 200 ounces of 99.99% pure gold I asked you to hold for me? Did the thieves take that too?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

The one with the highest weight rating.

I need one for my fat wife to use in our pool....

 

[McDad]

I need one for my fat wife to use in our pool....

@WestTennesseeFox

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Oh crap...I forgot!

@Grand Vol what about the 200 ounces of 99.99% pure gold I asked you to hold for me? Did the thieves take that too?

Guaranteed gone in the theft, right along with my 6 rifles, 3 shotguns, and 5 pistols that I loaned him.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@WestTennesseeFox
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Im mocking what BB said yesterday...

 

[Grand Vol]

Oh crap...I forgot!

@Grand Vol what about the 200 ounces of 99.99% pure gold I asked you to hold for me? Did the thieves take that too?

Funny you mention that... I do some hobby scrapping and those bastards took my #2 and bare bright copper.

 

[McDad]

Im mocking what BB said yesterday...

Oh it's too late for that.

I'm just hoping she comes over here to whoop you so we can all enjoy.

But seriously, BB said that about WTF?