Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[hog88]

Aw. Poor hog.

When UT beats Arkansas this year, hog can reclaim back from his wife some of his lost manliness.

I'll be ostracized by her family for years, damn shame.

 

[McDad]

I'll be ostracized by her family for years, damn shame.

No worries. Arky folks don't know what "ostracized" is.

 

[RavinDave]

No worries. Arky folks don't know what "ostracized" is.

Removal of one’s oysters?

 

[newokie03]

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

No worries. Arky folks don't know what "ostracized" is.

No they sure don’t, but they know that they don’t like it, no siree, don’t like it one damn bit.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Well that’s great. I was wondering how long it would take this hydrocodone to clear out of me and google immediately responded with a list of help lines to call immediately for drug abuse, suicide, etc… so I’m sure I made some kind of list.

But after scrolling down about two pages below all the help line info the answer for hydrocodone is five half lives which the half life of hydrocodone is around 4 hours.

I will now go wait for the police to show up with the straight jacket and padded van.

 

[hog88]

Well that’s great. I was wondering how long it would take this hydrocodone to clear out of me and google immediately responded with a list of help lines to call immediately for drug abuse, suicide, etc… so I’m sure I made some kind of list.

But the answer for hydrocodone is five half lives which the half life of hydrocodone is around 4 hours.

I will now go wait for the police to show up with the straight jacket and padded van.

You're too old for them to care.

 

[NorthDallas40]

You're too old for them to care.

You wouldn’t know it by the mass of useless info unrelated to my question I had to scroll by to get the answer.

 

[Orangeburst]

You're too old for them to care.

sounds like he needs to be put down..its the humane thing to do.

 

[McDad]

Well that’s great. I was wondering how long it would take this hydrocodone to clear out of me and google immediately responded with a list of help lines to call immediately for drug abuse, suicide, etc… so I’m sure I made some kind of list.

But after scrolling down about two pages below all the help line info the answer for hydrocodone is five half lives which the half life of hydrocodone is around 4 hours.

I will now go wait for the police to show up with the straight jacket and padded van.

Mention my name. They'll take good care of you. Ask Robert about his grandkids. He loves that.

 

[hog88]

sounds like he needs to be put down..its the humane thing to do.

I'm sure his wife will do the right thing.

 

[McDad]

I'm sure his wife will do the right thing.

 

[Orangeburst]

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Except she wont be grieved by it..bet there is a helluva life insurance policy. In fact, I want in on the action..small cut.

 

[McDad]

Except she wont be grieved by it..bet there is a helluva life insurance policy. In fact, I want in on the action..small cut.

You get his boat.
Hog gets his guns.
I want his router.

 

[Orangeburst]

You get his boat.
Hog gets his guns.
I want his router.

you can have it..got blood on it.

 

[NorthDallas40]

You get his boat.
Hog gets his guns.
I want his router.

I’m being buried in my boat and I’m taking my router with me for spite.

 

[hog88]

You get his boat.
Hog gets his guns.
I want his router.

Deal, RIP ND40

 

[hog88]

I’m being buried in my boat and I’m taking my router with me for spite.

At least I still get the boom sticks.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Deal, RIP ND40

Jokes on you. Just like the rest of us I lost all my guns in a freak boating incident.

 

[NorthDallas40]

At least I still get the boom sticks.

Look down one post

 

[McDad]

Deal, RIP ND40

 

[hog88]

Jokes on you. Just like the rest of us I lost all my guns in a freak boating incident.

I didn't lose mine in a boating incident, I'm a better boater than that. I lost mine in the 2010 flood.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I didn't lose mine in a boating incident, I'm a better boater than that. I lost mine in the 2010 flood.

That’s because your boat is slow

 

[McDad]

That’s because your boat is slow

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[hog88]

That’s because your boat is slow

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Oh hell, talk about low blows.

At least I didn't almost lose a finger working on mine. It actually makes it on the water almost every weekend and isn't a garage queen.