Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[AM64]

Norman isn't so excited about seeing us come in now. The fans are a bit worried.

Screw Norman and the horse he rode in on.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Oh hell, talk about low blows.

At least I didn't almost lose a finger working on mine. It actually makes it on the water almost every weekend and isn't a garage queen.

There there don’t be angry that phat barge overdue for a diet is a fine boat! Slow… but fine!

 

[McDad]

There there don’t be angry that phat barge overdue for a diet is a fine boat! Slow… but fine!

Hog's bloat:

 

[hog88]

There there don’t be angry that phat barge overdue for a diet is a fine boat! Slow… but fine!

I'm happy with 50mph, and giggling bewbs sitting in the bow.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I'm happy with 50mph, and giggling bewbs sitting in the bow.

Ok you win that one. Bow riding jibblies on mine would be launched 20 ft in the air on the first big wave. Granted the boat would probably get a bit of air too so it’s not an insurmountable gap!

 

[McDad]

I'm happy with 50mph, and giggling bewbs sitting in the bow.

Giggling?

 

[Orangeburst]

I'm happy with 50mph, and giggling bewbs sitting in the bow.

moobs dont count

 

[NorthDallas40]

Giggling?

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Missed that on first read.

 

[McDad]

moobs dont count

What if they are laughing...in a subdued, silly way?

 

[hog88]

Giggling?

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And jiggling. Wife still hasn't figured out why I don't slow down for wakes.

 

[AM64]

I do. I want to be the favorite in every game. Shows the strength of the team and program.

The best way to do that is know that you are going to win while letting the other guy live in fantasyland. Being favored is nice, but it gives the other guy something more to fight for - especially when it's at his place. Strength through stealth, but sports betting has screwed up that concept. Better to not give a team that actually has a chance to turn the tables something a chip on the shoulder. Ex: Miami - Sugar Vols, New Orleans, New Years 1986.

 

[McDad]

Missed that on first read.

It's the narcotics, Druggie!

You:

 

[McDad]

And jiggling. Wife still hasn't figured out why I don't slow down for wakes.

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McRib says it's not polite to look at women's bouncing chesticles.

 

[NorthDallas40]

It's the narcotics, Druggie!

You:
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Well I did just pop 3 ibuprofen

 

[NorthDallas40]

McRib says it's not polite to look at women's bouncing chesticles.

Oh McRib has led a sheltered life it seems.

 

[Orangeburst]

McRib says it's not polite to look at women's bouncing chesticles.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

The best way to do that is know that you are going to win while letting the other guy live in fantasyland. Being favored is nice, but it gives the other guy something more to fight for - especially when it's at his place. Strength through stealth, but sports betting has screwed up that concept. Better to not give a team that actually has a chance to turn the tables something a chip on the shoulder. Ex: Miami - Sugar Vols, New Orleans, New Years 1986.

I get the thought behind that, but we’ve spent almost 20 years being the underdogs, I’ll enjoy being the favored for awhile.

 

[AM64]

You're too old for them to care.

Feeble, too. And don't forget he's more likely to cause harm to himself than others ... demonstrated track record. Also if he goes on much longer in retirement, he has insurance and a Latina wife - that's like a self correcting error in judgement.

 

[McDad]

Oh McRib has led a sheltered life it seems.

it's only impolite when I look. When she looks it's ok.

 

[Orangeburst]

it's only impolite when I look. When she looks it's ok.

She plays for the other team?

 

[Orangeburst]

nm..

 

[hog88]

McRib says it's not polite to look at women's bouncing chesticles.

It's for safety, just making sure none of them bounce out.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

This guy though ... genius I tell ya.

 

[volfanhill]

it's only impolite when I look. When she looks it's ok.

Treat it like we do with car accidents. I keep driving and my wife describes what she sees. Might spice up the bedroom.

 

[McDad]

She plays for the other team?

No. But everyone of all sexual preferences appreciates good boobs.