Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[McDad]

Treat it like we do with car accidents. I keep driving and my wife describes what she sees. Might spice up the bedroom.

Isn't it hard driving like that?

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

No. But everyone of all sexual preferences appreciates good boobs.

I wouldn’t know, and though they certainly should, something tells me it isn’t so.

 

[McDad]

I wouldn’t know, and though they certainly should, something tells me it isn’t so.

They do. Trust me.

 

[volfanhill]

I wouldn’t know, and though they certainly should, something tells me it isn’t so.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

They do. Trust me.

A worldly man then, I’ll take your word for it, but I noticed that the gay guy couple that bought a truck from me a couple of years ago were nowhere near impressed or appreciative of my Farrah Fawcett poster in my garage, of this I am certain.

 

[McDad]

A worldly man then, I’ll take your word for it, but I noticed that the gay guy couple that bought a truck from me a couple of years ago were nowhere near impressed or appreciative of my Farrah Fawcett poster in my garage, of this I am certain.

Boobaphobes. They don't count

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

A worldly man then, I’ll take your word for it, but I noticed that the gay guy couple that bought a truck from me a couple of years ago were nowhere near impressed or appreciative of my Farrah Fawcett poster in my garage, of this I am certain.

The Farrah Fawcett poster is an all time great. As often as I got a chubby looking at it, I still thought Cheryl Ladd was hotter. Had a poster revealing her beautiful camel toe

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

The Farrah Fawcett poster is an all time great. As often as I got a chubby looking at it, I still thought Cheryl Ladd was hotter. Had a poster revealing her beautiful camel toe

Cheryl was definitely built better and super hot! but Farrah had the look, the “it” factor, for me anyway.

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

Cheryl was definitely built better and super hot! but Farrah had the look, the “it” factor, for me anyway.

Oh, I liked them both. It's an A and B on the top scale

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

Oh, I liked them both. It's an A and B on the top scale

Cheryl had a better, more "bubbly" rear

 

[AM64]

And jiggling. Wife still hasn't figured out why I don't slow down for wakes.

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Technically speaking in nuclear terms, that's a loss of containment accident just waiting to happen.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Oh, I liked them both. It's an A and B on the top scale

I could have definitely “made do” with either one myself. If only ... they would have had me.

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

I could have definitely “made do” with either one myself. If only ... they would have had me.

My wife is better looking than either one of them

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Boobaphobes. They don't count

Everybody counts! I just took them to be the unappreciative bastards that they were. Their cashiers check was good though.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

My wife is better looking than either one of them

My ex wife, while a looker herself isn’t and wasn’t. My girlfriend now is running in the ballpark. Just my personal opinion of course.

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

My ex wife, while a looker herself isn’t and wasn’t. My girlfriend now is running in the ballpark. Just my personal opinion of course.

It only matters what you believe

 

[Weezer]

Aw. Poor hog.

When UT beats Arkansas this year, hog can reclaim back from his wife some of his lost manliness.

They don't reattach. Once they're gone, they're gone.

 

[Weezer]

Well that’s great. I was wondering how long it would take this hydrocodone to clear out of me and google immediately responded with a list of help lines to call immediately for drug abuse, suicide, etc… so I’m sure I made some kind of list.

But after scrolling down about two pages below all the help line info the answer for hydrocodone is five half lives which the half life of hydrocodone is around 4 hours.

I will now go wait for the police to show up with the straight jacket and padded van.

Is there a hotline for how to use power tools appropriately?

 

[AM64]

Is there a hotline for how to use power tools appropriately?

668-275-6340 (NOT-ASK-ND40)

 

[NorthDallas40]

Is there a hotline for how to use power tools appropriately?

Bastard!

668-275-6340 (NOT-ASK-ND40)

And you too!

 

[Orangeburst]

Is there a hotline for how to use power tools appropriately?

Power Tools

Power Tools is a series of fun, approachable and concise videos that give instructions on basic DIY tasks like changing a lightbulb, smashing a window, painting a wall and using a drill. Made by women for women.

www.idlewomen.org

 

[AM64]

Power Tools

Power Tools is a series of fun, approachable and concise videos that give instructions on basic DIY tasks like changing a lightbulb, smashing a window, painting a wall and using a drill. Made by women for women.

www.idlewomen.org

Well, crap. I was hoping for a video guide on how women use more intimate power tools.

 

[McDad]

So glad the temps are improved. Autumn is the best season by far. Idk how many more Tn summers I can handle.

 

[hog88]

So glad the temps are improved. Autumn is the best season by far. Idk how many more Tn summers I can handle.

Love bikini season. Although fall is a close 2nd.

 

[McDad]

Welp. I did my part to stir the FF pot.