Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

Pavarotti had a truly amazing voice. One of a kind. But I’ll bet you in the moment home boy slipping off that cheater bar could go a couple of octaves higher minimum. Pitch would likely be highly suspect however.

As someone who has seen Thom Yorke live several times, pitch ain't sus, my guy.
 
So are there any legends about groundhogs and shadows in the fall? I saw our resident, Chuck, (from woodchuck) out strolling in the backyard a few days ago. Since then, the weather has been milder and generally not real sunny.

Not sure if Chuck is a boy or girl - but I'm not going to check. A few years ago the whole family was romping around in the yard, but I haven't been seeing them as often lately. Raccoons and possums are more common, and I've seen both up on the deck at one time or another. We've always let the back part of your lot go wild - neighbors, too; so it's hard to say what lives back there.
 
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Speaking of wild animals. The wife has had a recovery of sorts - started about three weeks ago. Her balance has improved dramatically, she's walking far better, and there have only been a couple of falls in that time mostly from when she was squatting down to get something out of a cabinet. HOWEVER, there's a price to pay - the mood swings are terrible. One day is good ... and the next you don't even want to consider. Yesterday she had another of the monthly appointments with the doctor. She was pretty hyped and loud ... he referenced it and included the word "manic". Oh, and big on her list is that "I won't put a new battery in her car" as a means to keep her cooped up and unable to drive.

After the doctor, I said we are going grocery shopping. I was tired of getting berated for not getting her out of the house - and then having her refuse to go out because her hair "looks bad" or something similar. I would have been in and out in half the time alone, but anyway. While we were there, she decided we should have shots ... flu shots. She wore herself out and had to go sit in the truck while I checked out, but she walked around remarkably well. Now I just have worry about keeping stuff that could kill me hidden. For the first time in almost nine months, she has done some cooking, cleaning, and laundry - and said I never did any of them right, but when she has been in a good mood, I did get good marks for effort.
 
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What's your plan for the game in Norman?
Will you tailgate with some sooners?
Going to game day? With sign?
Will you take pics of the game and you nekkid in the hotel and post them?
 
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@volfanhill
What's your plan for the game in Norman?
Will you tailgate with some sooners?
Going to game day? With sign?
Will you take pics of the game and you nekkid in the hotel and post them?
Flying in Friday afternoon. Meeting up with one of my closest friends from Tennessee and his wife. She and I actually worked together at the same restaurant in college. So we all go way back. Walk campus Friday afternoon and find a fun watering hole. Saturday is still up in the air. Will probably plan Saturday out as a group Friday night. Beyond excited. I will for sure take photos and share. Nudes? Only the most tasteless ones.
 
Flying in Friday afternoon. Meeting up with one of my closest friends from Tennessee and his wife. She and I actually worked together at the same restaurant in college. So we all go way back. Walk campus Friday afternoon and find a fun watering hole. Saturday is still up in the air. Will probably plan Saturday out as a group Friday night. Beyond excited. I will for sure take photos and share. Nudes? Only the most tasteless ones.
Here's a thread on Dirt Boogers about what to do and where to go.


Hope yall have safe travels and bring us the win. If so, you're obligated to attend every future game until (if) it stops working.
 
You're still my number 1. The flowbee cut combined with your soft, doughy body is def my type.
Lmao. Flowbee. Good one.


I'm also a cunning linguist, I'll have you know.
Clever turn of phrase there.

Reminds me of Dave Chappelle talking about Condoleeza "Cundalingus" Rice 😄 Classic. Plus extra points for the double entendre of course.
 
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