Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Orangeburst]

But ... anything more would require an amount of effort that I’m not sure I can muster up.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Ole Miss has 2 losses to UNRANKED teams at 10-2. VOLS only losses to playoff UGA on the road, and bowl bound Ark

Alabama is also 10-2 just like UT. But we beat them head to head, on the field. In EVERY sport that matters, when 2 teams have the same record, the 1st tiebreaker is ALWAYS head to head. Usually followed by record/score vs common opponents as 2nd tiebreaker. No need for that though...because we played Bama and beat them. Recently.

There is NO logical reason for Bama or OMiss to be in the playoffs while our VOLS are not. Its absolute BS and if it actually happens then there needs to be "consequences and repercussions" as my man Eddie Murphy says in the classic movie "Life".

So Georgia at 10-2 should be ranked above us at 10-2, right?

Wouldnt Bama at 10-2 be ranked ahead of a 10-2 Georgia?

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

So Georgia at 10-2 should be ranked above us at 10-2, right?

Wouldnt Bama at 10-2 be ranked ahead of a 10-2 Georgia?

They will be

 

[hog88]

So Georgia at 10-2 should be ranked above us at 10-2, right?

Wouldnt Bama at 10-2 be ranked ahead of a 10-2 Georgia?

No, the loss to Vandy should count against them more than GA loss to Ol Miss.

 

[gcbvol]

You're a good man, @DinkinFlicka.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

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If you made a high end recliner with a refrigerated beer/snack cooler like that you could surely make some bank. What a great idea. Thats even better than the old "towel around the fridge handle/dog shags you beers" arrangement since the beers are slobber free and theres no vet bills, training, feeding etc. Not that I am anti-dog by any means...dogs are generally better than people if raised properly...but why make the dog get up, right? He wants to chill just as much as we do. Cut the dog some slack, right?

 

[marcusluvsvols]

You're a good man, @DinkinFlicka.

Not sure what prompted this, but he is a good dude. Seems to have found him a good lady as well, much like Louder and GV sans the engagements. Happy for my VOL brethren. You guys will be in henpecked misery and sexual frustration in no time flat. The American Dream and whatnot...

 

[DinkinFlicka]

You're a good man, @DinkinFlicka.

Just throwing the chimpanzee **** right back at them.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Not sure what prompted this, but he is a good dude. Seems to have found him a good lady as well, much like Louder and GV sans the engagements. Happy for my VOL brethren. You guys will be in henpecked misery and sexual frustration in no time flat. The American Dream and whatnot...

You're too kind, brother Marcus.

Said lady's meeting the folks next week.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

You're too kind, brother Marcus.

Said lady's meeting the folks next week.

Big deal man. Nice. Mad love

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Big deal man. Nice. Mad love

Still not dumb enough to get married lol.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Still not dumb enough to get married lol.

Hahahahaha

I am so dumb not only did I get married, I have my wifes name tattooed on my bicep like 6inches long and almost 2in high. Real. Dumb. Did that on 5th anniversary bc she wanted me to

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Hahahahaha

I am so dumb not only did I get married, I have my wifes name tattooed on my bicep like 6inches long and almost 2in high. Real. Dumb. Did that on 5th anniversary bc she wanted me to

Please tell me she has your name tattooed as well...

 

[Weezer]

Still not dumb enough to get married lol.

And common law marriage is not recognized in the state of Tennessee. Be careful if you move out of state.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

And common law marriage is not recognized in the state of Tennessee. Be careful if you move out of state.

I have an agreement with her to let me pork another woman once every few years to break commonlaw continuity.

 

[Weezer]

I have an agreement with her to let me pork another woman once every few years to break commonlaw continuity.

If you cohabitate, I'm not sure that invalidates common law.

 

[McDad]

For all you fatties out there, I'd like to share my newest discovery.
chocolate amaretto pecans.
Opening a bag feels like this:

 

[volfanhill]

For all you fatties out there, I'd like to share my newest discovery.
chocolate amaretto pecans.
Opening a bag feels like this:

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You bought this one didn't you ya big back

 

[DinkinFlicka]

If you cohabitate, I'm not sure that invalidates common law.

We do not.

 

[McDad]

You bought this one didn't you ya big back




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I need this in my life!

 

[DinkinFlicka]

You bought this one didn't you ya big back




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Pretty expensive for bulk pricing. Feels like you could just get 25 16oz bags for cheaper.

 

[McDad]

Pretty expensive for bulk pricing. Feels like you could just get 25 16oz bags for cheaper.

Yall send me both. I'll compare and post findings.

 

[Vol423]

You bought this one didn't you ya big back




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You know you're getting some serious **** when they're offering installment plans on pecans.

 

[Weezer]

You know you're getting some serious **** when they're offering installment plans on pecans.

That's just nuts.

 

[McDad]

That's just nuts.

I love to put them in my mouth and suck on them.