Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#81,551
Vol423 said:
You know you're getting some serious **** when they're offering installment plans on pecans.
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I bought commercial sh*t ticket rolls for my bar in bulk. I have only two bathrooms, but I have a ton of storage and it ended costing about half the rate I pay for the 4 packs at Sam's.

However, I now have 96 rolls of toilet paper in my basement, and it's being paid in installments.
 
#81,554
#81,554
DinkinFlicka said:
I bought commercial sh*t ticket rolls for my bar in bulk. I have only two bathrooms, but I have a ton of storage and it ended costing about half the rate I pay for the 4 packs at Sam's.

However, I now have 96 rolls of toilet paper in my basement, and it's being paid in installments.
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in stalls is what you meant
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
Somewhat funny story about the classic American epic we know as "Airplane!" .

I have seen the movie dozens of times growing up, as I bet many of you have. Know most of the bits in it verbatim, yet still laugh every time.

So...I sit down to watch it with my 13yo daughter for her 1st time. For the first time I can remember, didn't bother to look it up on IMDB and check the parents guide...we ALWAYS do before watching a movie with the kids. It tells you about any nudity, sexual innuendo, which 4 letter words and how many times etc. This determines whether or not a movie gets watched in our household. Not this time though...Airplane is rated PG...and i have seen it dozens of times and nearly know it by memory, right?

Apparently I had only ever seen the movie on network TV...and apparently PG ratings circa 1980 were WAY DIFFERENT than PG in the 2000s. So we start watching it....profanity...ouch, but OK...sexual references throughout including the blowjob in the pilots seat which is apparently cut way shorter on TV too...and BIG BARE TITS about halfway thru the movie, which I had obviously never seen before. LMAO. We laughed and laughed about it...but theres at least 5 mins of that movie not seen on cable TV that is actually in the movie if you stream it. Also, I couldn't believe that a dead-on full frontal shot of some big DD boobs was rated PG back in the 80s. It wasnt a quick glance, or "side boob" or a partial view etc...it was gratuitous BIG knockers bouncing up and down while the airplane is in turbulence. For like 3 seconds lmao. Theres other sexual references, people making out, profanity etc throughout. This was not the same movie that I have watched and laughed at as a kid with my parents and grandparents. It was hilarious. So...fair warning. You probably do NOT want to stream Airplane and watch it with children. Better to wait til next time the safer TV version comes on. 😃
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lol…. I remember the blow up auto pilot turning its head with a big smile on its face ….. and the juggs 😂
I haven’t seen that movie in 30 years or more
 
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