Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Orangeburst]

Maybe like a scratch and lick.

so we lick him, stick him and send him on his way? Hard pass.

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Guys I have 2 tickets in the lower bowl for free if anyone wants them.

 

[just bob]

Guys I have 2 tickets in the lower bowl for free if anyone wants them.

Mother fer. Wish I had known earlier.... Would've paid..

 

[Weezer]

I can just wrap an empty box, and give this to @McDad for Christmas, and he will be entertained for hours

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What @McDad really wants for Christmas....

 

[volfanhill]

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. Sometimes I surprise her. Other times it’s just easier to ask. This year she told me she wants a really nice table saw!

So fellas. Along with a Callaway driver. Looks like I’m getting a new table saw for Christmas. Turning out to be a solid ending for 2024.

She's cheating on you

 

[VOLS INC.]

She's cheating on you

Probably. lol.

Nah. She’s got addicted to these YouTube channels where southern white women buy old furniture and restore it. You know, they buy the dresser for 10 bucks. Put $100 in material and 30 hours of labor. Sell it for $150 and call that a win smh.

 

[Orangeslice13]

@Orangeburst
After 3 years the bridge at lake resort drive is open

 

[hog88]

Probably. lol.

Nah. She’s got addicted to these YouTube channels where southern white women buy old furniture and restore it. You know, they buy the dresser for 10 bucks. Put $100 in material and 30 hours of labor. Sell it for $150 and call that a win smh.

You’d be better off if she was cheating on you.

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Mother fer. Wish I had known earlier.... Would've paid..

Sorry Bob had someone back out at the last minute.

 

[Orangeslice13]

You’d be better off if she was cheating on you.

I’m going to have to disagree with this

 

[hog88]

I’m going to have to disagree with this

It would be cheaper and less work.

 

[Orangeslice13]

It would be cheaper and less work.

“It’s cheaper to keep her”
No coming back from cheating

 

[VOLS INC.]

“It’s cheaper to keep her”
No coming back from cheating

Jeremy Pruitt approves this message.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

“It’s cheaper to keep her”
No coming back from cheating

The only "unforgivable sin" in a marriage to me. I can share just about anything, try to be a "shirt off my back" kind of guy. Cannot and will not share my wife though, Some things just cannot be undone.

 

[hog88]

“It’s cheaper to keep her”
No coming back from cheating

It was a joke. Come on man.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Yall been watching any of our BasketVols? Granted its very early season. Also, we caught this Baylor team coming off a double OT win the day before and they were tired. This team has serious potential though. Lanier had 22 points to Baylor teams 14 with 5 mins left in the 1st half and 6 or 7 made 3s. He is a weapon offensively similar to Knecht. We have a legit 7ft tall shot blocking center in Milicic (Croatian) that isnt a statue OR a toothpick. He can play both in the post and even running as a trailer on the break. Still have Mighty Mouse Zakai Zeigler at the PG spot making everything go, have Mashak, Gainey and others as wings and forwards...this is a good team. May even be better than last years team that made the Elite 8...we know every Barnes team is gonna play elite defense. Top 20 defense for sure, every year. This team may just have enough scoring that on nights when the star scorer Lanier is off, they can still score enough points to beat average and even good teams. If so...look out. This team is exciting and fun to watch.

 

[Orangeslice13]

It was a joke. Come on man.

Ya I get that but I might actually kill you over the redhead

 

[VOLS INC.]

It feels so weird pulling for the Gators.

 

[Orangeslice13]

It feels so weird pulling for the Gators.

It’s pulling against lane so it’s ok

 

[marcusluvsvols]

It feels so weird pulling for the Gators.

Meteor.

Technically if a meteor strikes the stadium we still make the playoffs, and dont have to deal with that FU rookie QB for 2 or 3 more years. He is good. We better be 100% on point next year in the sheithole that is Gainesville. They will be a tough out.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Currently waiting on my Waffle House to go. Decided to go this route instead of cheesesteaks for the ballgame. Wish my arteries luck. They are 10 point road dogs haha.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

 

[VOLS INC.]

Meteor.

Technically if a meteor strikes the stadium we still make the playoffs, and dont have to deal with that FU rookie QB for 2 or 3 more years. He is good. We better be 100% on point next year in the sheithole that is Gainesville. They will be a tough out.

Need a TD here. Keep the pressure on Ole Miss.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Indiana beating OSU 7-0 AND just stopped them on 4th down at the 2 yard line....so much for Indiana getting blown out.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Indiana beating OSU 7-0 AND just stopped them on 4th down at the 2 yard line....so much for Indiana getting blown out.

Wait for it