Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[patrick]

Well Gruden-Aide is much tastier b/c it is a "winning" drink.:yes:

you missed the point

 

[volcrazy333]

Grudies. the breakfast of champions

 

[Jake]

Everyone high on Gruden.

Eeeer....that's some good chit too, mon!

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Have you ever seen this Thanksgiving turkey recipe?

- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey
- Put turkey in the oven
- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take 4 whisks of drinky
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch
- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Nice.

 

[VolsNSkinsFan]

Rucker just posted an article. Anyone want to summarize? I'm not giving that clown any $$

 

[RagingOrange]

This thread has taken a turn...

God I know...night shft has become the graveyard shift...

 

[OtterFH]

Yo, B!

Everyone is butthurt

 

[DjCrenshaw]

The difference is that we are the University of Tennessee.

Makes sense

 

[volatil]

Rucker just posted an article. Anyone want to summarize? I'm not giving that clown any $$

Blah, blah, eyepatch, blah, raccoons, blah, cubs, blah, Dooley, blah.

 

[BJWeeks]

I don't know why I'm so worried about Arkansas

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

you missed the point

My bad...Not the first time that's happened.:ermm:

 

[vol494]

Blah, blah, eyepatch, blah, raccoons, blah, cubs, blah, Dooley, blah.

You forgot soccer

 

[ukvols]

Sounds as though they may have used it to spark negotiations. Hannibal is claiming the buyout is down to 2 mil now. I can't see any way Clemson would allow this.

Clemson may simply not want someone who would rather be somewhere else, but I have trouble believing they are willing to come down to 2 million from 6.5

 

[daj2576]

It would be costly to both sides though. Lose/lose proposition.

I think the point is that before it got to that point, it would nudge all parties toward a reasonable agreement.

While I agree that litigation is costly for all parties in the near term, consider this. If his buyout is 6 million dollars and we pull a stunt like naming him the interim hc to avoid that penalty fully knowing that Gruden is coming for him to be OC, they will pursue that 6 million dollars and probably also be able to recover for attorney's fees.

Not to mention the ton of negative publicity that UT would get for being so underhanded. In comparison, the 6 million would be cheap. We don't want to have that appearance especially while we are on probation for another two years. Remember, there was nothing in the NCAA rules that directly addressed sexual problems like PSU but the NCAA was able to levy sanctions. Stuff like that could kill.

 

[VolsNSkinsFan]

Blah, blah, eyepatch, blah, raccoons, blah, cubs, blah, Dooley, blah.

Thanks. I figured he still doesnt know anything

 

[ukvols]

I don't know why I'm so worried about Arkansas

If you're like me, it's not that you actually think he'll go there. It's that you're thinking about how badly that would destroy us.

 

[1world1love]

I don't know why I'm so worried about Arkansas

The reason that you are so worried about Arkansas is that if you don't watch out, they will set up a meth lab in your basement.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

I don't know why I'm so worried about Arkansas

Cuz you ain't got no sense

 

[volatil]

Clemson may simply not want someone who would rather be somewhere else, but I have trouble believing they are willing to come down to 2 million from 6.5

No one held a gun to his head when he signed it. I feel Clemson should not negotiate.

 

[Volgrad98]

 

[babyavi]

If you're like me, it's not that you actually think he'll go there. It's that you're thinking about how badly that would destroy us.

hahah exactly my sentiments. what a blow. kinda like peyton to denver vs to the titans, i was mad.

 

[volatil]

Thanks. I figured he still doesnt know anything

I have no clue what is says. I'm not giving that clown money either.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

I don't know why I'm so worried about Arkansas

Because in the end we are still UT and we are not used to having good things happen with coaches.

See: Kiffin, Dooley Shannon, Smith

 

[EricC1717]

Rucker just posted an article. Anyone want to summarize? I'm not giving that clown any $$

He is worse than a Televangelist on TV at 3am on a Wednesday night asking for $$$ to subscribe for his info thread in Gruden.

 

[Mattlock]

I bet Gruden would come if we cleaned all the wigs out of the Sunsphere and made it into a pimp-@ss penthouse from which he could see everything he owns.