With Matt and Trey being big Bronco fans, you know it's just a matter of time until there's a Peyton episode.
Stan: Dude! Dude, that's Jay Cutler over there! [a football player wearing #6 is shown] Quarterback for the Denver Broncos!
Kyle: Oh my God!
Producer: Would you boys like to meet him?
Stan: Are you serious??
Producer: Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle. They broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero.
Jay: Wow, really? Nice to meet you guys.
Stan: Nice to meet you! [grins] I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says you might be good someday.
Jay: [a bit bothered] Thanks...
Kyle: Oh dude, check it out. I got a Jake Plummer.
Cartman: Aw man, I got a crappy AJ Feeley again!
Kyle: How come you didn't buy any cards, Stan?
Stan: I can't spend any money. I'm saving up for that bike I want.
Stan: L-look, is this a religion? Because my family is like, Catholic or something.
Brian: Ho, that's not a problem at all. Scientology is more like an alternative to psychology than a religion.
Stan: Then how come that sign says "Church of Scientology"?
Brian: Oho, that's just this thing: What's the Denver Broncos' record now? Six and two?
Stan: Seven and two.
Brian: Wow! That's great! All right, come on in and take a seat; we're gonna have some fun!
Randy: I mean, look guys, I know it's just the Dolphins, but Tebow is definitely our quarterback for the future. What do you think, Nelson?
Nelson: I didn't see the game.
Randy: [soft sneeze] You didn't see the game? What the hell were you doing?
Both: Two people in love it's amazing. Tim Tebow please don't let us down. How about a hummer at halftime-?
Representative: Mr. Randy Marsh?
Randy: And hold! [the stage falls silent] Sorry folks, we're in a hold. Just freeze right there.
Therapist: Very good! You are all here in therapy [draws a big circle around the destructive behaviors and writes "CAUGHT" over them] because you got caught! So how do we avoid getting caught? Ben Rothlisberger?
Ben Rothlisberger: Don't screw girls in the public bathrooms?
Right there with you, but I think it's pretty widely accepted that Scott Tenorman Must Die is arguably the best episode ever.