True story. Went to a club once because I knew Prince was gonna be there after a concert. I stood by this metal staircase in the corner of the club and Prince plus his entourage went up the staircase for awhile to eat and chill out.
Prince is ready to leave and is walking down the staircase behind his bodyguards. I climb the staircase, put my arm around Prince's neck and start talking to him. He never acknowledges me and keeps his eyes focused on the floor.
His bodyguard sees me, grabs me by one arm and throws me off the stairs and into the dance floor. Greatest moment of my life. Ha ha.