Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Glitch]

Rise and shine! Stretch it out. There is a whole lot of booming to be done today. Commitment from an elite O-lineman and a College World Series championship to win. Boom boom boom BOOM!

 

[screenthis]

Nope…. that is one of those stand your ground moments…. My wife likes the cowboys and the Tarheels…. She is not allowed to put anything in our house representing either one… If she does… I start hanging my autographed Maniac cop picture and other memorabilia in the kitchen and other strategic parts of the house. I control all sports fandom in my household… my kids all cheer for all my favorite teams.

 

[Glitch]

Tennessee wins tonight 4-2..

Another pitchers duel.

I will accept these results, but my nerves will not like it.

 

[knoxvol52]

Nope…. that is one of those stand your ground moments…. My wife likes the cowboys and the Tarheels…. She is not allowed to put anything in our house representing either one… If she does… I start hanging my autographed Maniac cop picture and other memorabilia in the kitchen and other strategic parts of the house. I control all sports fandom in my household… my kids all cheer for all my favorite teams.

Don't know which is more funny.

You thinking you actually control something in the household or her letting you think you control something.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I remember that but I believe the one guy was Tom Browning.

Lol. You're right. oops.

 

[Jackcrevol]

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Oh gosh, Lord help me to get my mind out of gutter. I read this incorrectly.

Maybe it was the 90 year old that made me mess up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Enki_Amenra]

No more monkey business! Now's the time for all the men to seize the moment! Now's the time for all the men to seize the day!

 

[Vfl2407]

My SIL struggled as well. IVF worked for them and now they have 2.

I had a fertilization specialist explain this once at a dinner party.
at first, it sounds like a bad joke, but he said it was all science.
he said that when the male has a sperm provider at less than five inches, there’s not enough thrust action provided for proper egg penetration. Therefore, IVF is recommended in this situation.
hey, don’t blame me, it’s just science.

 

[Glitch]

Oh gosh, Lord help me to get my mind out of gutter. I read this incorrectly.

Maybe it was the 90 year old that made me mess up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You have been hanging out with @Weezer too much.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Ah, the old 'Nasty Boys'

One of my favorite calls of all time was Jack Buck's call of Joe Oliver's single in the 9th of game 2 that scored Billy Bates. I like to go back and watch that from time to time.

 

[Glitch]

No more monkey business! Now's the time for all the men to seize the moment! Now's the time for all the men to seize the day!

Just make sure the day consents first though, or else you will have yourself a nasty little lawsuit.

 

[Glitch]

I had a fertilization specialist explain this once at a dinner party.
at first, it sounds like a bad joke, but he said it was all science.
he said that when the male has a sperm provider at less than five inches, there’s not enough thrust action provided for proper egg penetration. Therefore, IVF is recommended in this situation.
hey, don’t blame me, it’s just science.

I have three kids that says this is bologna.

 

[gordonr24]

I can see Combs being used tonight for a 1 batter situation. I don’t know if TV would, but I know Combs would like to.

Like Wild Thing in Major League.

 

[Vfl2407]

I have three kids that says this is bologna.

Well, I’ve never known a man to own up to being in the under five club, so I’m not gonna argue.
maybe you just have a short but super powerful shooter. Good for you.

 

[screenthis]

No more monkey business! Now's the time for all the men to seize the moment! Now's the time for all the men to seize the day!

Yea, I'm not taking that advice.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Who had "Ideal member size for fertilization" on their VN conversation topic bingo card? On the day we play a winner takes all game for a championship no less

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Yea, I'm not taking that advice.

Never seen 12 Monkeys?

 

[BigOrange15]

I had a fertilization specialist explain this once at a dinner party.
at first, it sounds like a bad joke, but he said it was all science.
he said that when the male has a sperm provider at less than five inches, there’s not enough thrust action provided for proper egg penetration. Therefore, IVF is recommended in this situation.
hey, don’t blame me, it’s just science.

I think quite a few Asian countries have an average shorter or right at 5 and yet are some of the most populous countries on earth so I am skeptical of that guy lol

 

[Vfl2407]

Who had "Ideal member size for fertilization" on their VN conversation topic bingo card? On the day we play a winner takes all game for a championship no less

In honor of Dylan (Big Driller) Dreiling, the BaseVols will bring home a beautiful new baby tonight.

 

[Vfl2407]

I think quite a few Asian countries have an average shorter or right at 5 and yet are some of the most populous countries on earth so I am skeptical of that guy lol

It’s funny you say that, because I thought the same thing. But I thought it might be racist to cite that stereotype. I do know that many Asian cultures are famous for there herbal remedies so they might have developed a special strong “wang juice” With propulsion properties.

 

[knoxvol52]

I have three kids that says this is bologna.

Huh the doctor I went to told me it was the count that mattered not the size .

 

[Vfl2407]

Huh the doctor I went to told me it was the count that mattered not the size .

The specialist who explained all of this, and he may have been full of , said that the sperm count, sperm size, and speed (motility) are all factors in the chances of successful egg penetration.

 

[Edixon2]

30% of the time since the inception of the playoff a team that did not recruit at least top 5 every year won the NC.

So once every 3 years, basically. Not that uncommon.

Plus look at the finalists since The transfer portal blew up. Obviously UGA/Bama is the exception but TCU, Michigan and Washington aren’t particular Recruiting power houses.

How I see it
consistent top 5 will make you a title favorite most years

Consistent top 10 will put you in the playoffs with a chance most years

Top 25: Punchers chance if every thing comes together but don’t expect to stay up every year

Anything below: probably not good enough

 

[utkevdawg1]

chill…I can’t buy a date if I wanted to…some of the married fellas in here neeed to give me some of their good luck…this generation of females are a$$ and I’m striking out like A&M

I know so many single females in different age brackets and they make the same complaint about the men.
Be the the type of man who will attract the type of female you want.

As for me, I am getting married in November. I started dating my fiance in Mid 2021 and from what I hear from my single friends, it is the equivalent of catching the last chopper out of Nam.

 

[SLICKYINC]

HankHill doxed by slickyinc… All was erased from the VN archives but it was a mess.
Hank understood X’s and O’s and some didn’t always agree with his opinion. I believe he worked film room for Jets but changed careers. I always thought he seemed like a good guy and appreciated his perspective.

Allegedly