Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[butchna]

The effects are different for different people. Just like someone can smoke for seventy years and never get lung cancer while someone else is dead of cancer at thirty-five.

What a science! May do this may do that.

 

[rikberry31]

Been a frequent user of HGH since his Copland days. Hasn’t altered his bean in the least.

Hold on, I just looked at pictures of Sly then and now. His head is swoll like a tick.

 

[tnhunter 10]

 

[Weezer]

Ok. This is starting to get serious folks. We are 27 days away from kickoff. Where is the UTC game thread? @nicksjuzunk has a lot on his plate at the moment, and I don't think it is fair to ask more of him. We should probably give him a break from game threads so he can focus on his family. @nicksjuzunk, we love you and support you. That being said, I have put together a little game thread construction practice film to show the meticulous work I will do in my game thread construction and operation. That's right, I said operation. Not only will I build and launch games threads, I will remain with the game thread throughout its lifecycle. I will keep it free of NegaVols through vigorous reporting of reactionary and overly anti-Vol posts that have plague game threads in the past. I will also ensure the gif game of each game thread is always at 11 ensuring maximum game thread enjoyment for all. Finally, I will gracefully retire game threads to their proper places of honor while launching the next thread with all the vigor and excitement that they each deserve. I will give my all for Tennessee if you elect me your next Game Thread President! I am @Glitch and I approve this message. V-O-L V-O-L V-O-L

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Haven't we proven you're a natural jinx?

 

[Weezer]

I know nothing of fencing but the ref is definitely biased towards France over the US

Told y'all the French were obviously cheating.

 

[butchna]

Hold on, I just looked at pictures of Sly then and now. His head is swoll like a tick.

Maybe you accidentally enlarged it with your fancy software. Normal sized head imo.

 

[Deathandtaxes]

Well seems to be Boo Carter time sooner than later.

 

[Adam Sandler]

I feel that but to be fair Savion Washington’s listed measurable give him 3 inches and nearly 40 lbs on Seaton

I’d guess those measurements are well inflated, and wouldn’t put it past Deion to have instructed it for perceptions benefit. Doubt he grew three inches since the recruiting websites listed him.

 

[Weezer]

I like Michigan. But these are the types of things a team needs to be slammed for. Uh oh, I ended with a preposition.

I seent that.

And why would you "like" Michigan? Eff them.

 

[Weezer]

Thomas plays Safety. Martinez coaches Corners. Do your research.

Well @InVOLuntary will be happy to know he can blame Tim Banks.

 

[KingVFL]

ugh….

This is like hearing about some QB, and the first descriptor is how “intelligent” he is.
I don’t care how smart he is… can he “throw the damn football”?

Tell me Will Brooks is “strong enough and fast enough” to play.

Anything but “he’s like, really smart”

Our coaches think he’s strong enough and fast enough to play.

 

[rikberry31]

Grade A 100% certified bad ass.

 

[Weezer]

HGH your stuff starts growing again.

Viagra is HGH???

 

[Adam Sandler]

Such a bummer. Thomas is someone loved on the team. Just hate it for him. Total freak accident too. Non-contact.

Boo would’ve pushed him this year regardless though and honestly I think would’ve bumped him back to Safety by the end of the year. Jourdan was 100% one of our top 3 guys and I would’ve liked to have played Boo at Star and Jourdan/Turrentine at Safety.

Boo will get every chance to be the starter come the first game of the year. If he isn’t starting, it’ll be on him in my opinion.

We’ll likely still need to have someone else there though to help so will be interesting to see if we cross-train Christian Charles (probably other starting S right now if he stays healthy), Will Brooks (smart kid and can be Swiss Army knife), Jalen McMurray (do it all guy but lightweight to play star and probably 3rd CB). My guess is Brooks and McMurray get more run there as a (hopefully) back-ups but we need Boo to go take the starting job.

What about Jakolbe thomas?

 

[SugarCC]

 

[volbeast33]

Anyone can be bullied. Most bullying is mental, not physical.

That’s not true…. I can’t be bullied….. so think we approach bullying in the wrong manner… we always try to stop bullying(will never happen)…. we need to teach kids/adults to be proud of themselves and to stand up for themselves.

 

[rikberry31]

Viagra is HGH???

Steroids probably work better for that but God love ya when you go off them.

 

[Weezer]

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@Tweezer looks like yetis dont know nuthin' bout patients.

We whuppin Chinese, French, and British again in Olympics. No respect, even after bailing all their sorry asses out of WW2.

Oh Judy, it's like you don't even read my posts you commie bastard.

I knew we would catch up. Now we're tied with China for the lead in gold medals at 19. But we must crush everyone. Is that not the American way? George Washington once said, "We must whip every body's ass, just because we can". Who are you to disagree with George Washington, Little Putin???

 

[Enki_Amenra]

perfect

TWSS

 

[volbeast33]

What a science! May do this may do that.

Tylenol also causes swelling of the face…. Has you face ever swelled when taking tylenol?

 

[Adam Sandler]

Harbaugh is smarter than you believe. He knew to get the hell out of Michigan.

And already “disciplined”. Unless a significant amount of new and different information comes up regarding potential accusations, hard to imagine additional discipline.

 

[Weezer]

26 more medals than 2nd place

Wheezy can breathe easy again

Tied with China for most golds.

 

[The Dog]

Ok. This is starting to get serious folks. We are 27 days away from kickoff. Where is the UTC game thread? @nicksjuzunk has a lot on his plate at the moment, and I don't think it is fair to ask more of him. We should probably give him a break from game threads so he can focus on his family. @nicksjuzunk, we love you and support you. That being said, I have put together a little game thread construction practice film to show the meticulous work I will do in my game thread construction and operation. That's right, I said operation. Not only will I build and launch games threads, I will remain with the game thread throughout its lifecycle. I will keep it free of NegaVols through vigorous reporting of reactionary and overly anti-Vol posts that have plague game threads in the past. I will also ensure the gif game of each game thread is always at 11 ensuring maximum game thread enjoyment for all. Finally, I will gracefully retire game threads to their proper places of honor while launching the next thread with all the vigor and excitement that they each deserve. I will give my all for Tennessee if you elect me your next Game Thread President! I am @Glitch and I approve this message. V-O-L V-O-L V-O-L

This message is brought to you TrueVFLSforGlitchforGameThreadPresident. @Glitch Treasurer.

Hell, yeah @Glitch. Everybody forgets that the Vols won that game. Did we play bad and let a bad team hang around ? Yes, but we won and Nick was just 8-4 in his game threads. That's 4 losses, just last year and you are still undefeated ! Just saying, although I do enjoy Nick's game threads. But, he obviously had something going on, the game threads were rushed, smaller in content and almost always, extremely late in being posted. If he is still pre-occupied, then @Glitch has my vote !


I bet I get up for this post, but I do NOT care

 

[Adam Sandler]

Secret sauce to our S&C program revealed

Impeccable structural integrity on that barn

 

[Adam Sandler]

Number 10 is quickly moving up the list….

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Literally nobody cares about the egg bowl.

Lol at 10.