Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Weezer]

Time to bring back the eel memes.

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[Weezer]

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[Jackcrevol]

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Not the first man who shattered his dreams with his own penis...

 

[jave36]

Not the first man who shattered his dreams with his own penis...

Not even the billionth man

 

[swchandler1988]

Sanders is such a phony. What a disaster experiment.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Ok. This is starting to get serious folks. We are 27 days away from kickoff. Where is the UTC game thread? @nicksjuzunk has a lot on his plate at the moment, and I don't think it is fair to ask more of him. We should probably give him a break from game threads so he can focus on his family. @nicksjuzunk, we love you and support you. That being said, I have put together a little game thread construction practice film to show the meticulous work I will do in my game thread construction and operation. That's right, I said operation. Not only will I build and launch games threads, I will remain with the game thread throughout its lifecycle. I will keep it free of NegaVols through vigorous reporting of reactionary and overly anti-Vol posts that have plague game threads in the past. I will also ensure the gif game of each game thread is always at 11 ensuring maximum game thread enjoyment for all. Finally, I will gracefully retire game threads to their proper places of honor while launching the next thread with all the vigor and excitement that they each deserve. I will give my all for Tennessee if you elect me your next Game Thread President! I am @Glitch and I approve this message. V-O-L V-O-L V-O-L

This message is brought to you TrueVFLSforGlitchforGameThreadPresident. @Glitch Treasurer.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Sanders is such a phony. What a disaster experiment.
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[Orangeredblooded]

...Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm making game thweds.

Oh no you’re not, don’t scare me. We have a cupcake and now I’m scared we’ll loose and have several players go down by injuries.

 

[COOKEVOL]

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With all these “jokes”, this what I imagine @drvenner doing:

 

[Glitch]

Haven't we proven you're a natural jinx?

 

[Glitch]

Oh no you’re not, don’t scare me. We have a cupcake and now I’m scared we’ll loose and have several players go down by injuries.

 

[Glitch]

Maybe you accidentally enlarged it with your fancy software. Normal sized head imo.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Oh no you’re not, don’t scare me. We have a cupcake and now I’m scared we’ll loose and have several players go down by injuries.

*Loose

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Okay in Olympic swimming:

USA: 8 gold , 13 silver and 7 bronze
28 total medals in swimming

Australia: 7 gold, 8 silver and 3 bronze
18 total medals in swimming.

Looks like the USA still controls the Olympic swimming. Close year.

In the overall Summer Olympics, the USA is showing dominance.

Proud American right here!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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You’re not my so…errr, anything. Nick will come through and you’ll be back to taking lesson on how to start a Game Day thread. Mrs. Glitch has lost control of Glitch. Maybe she needs to start a VN account .

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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I have nothing, but wait, ..


Dang it, it’s still my no cuss Sunday.

You just wait until it’s my “let her rip Monday’.

 

[Glitch]

Hell, yeah @Glitch. Everybody forgets that the Vols won that game. Did we play bad and let a bad team hang around ? Yes, but we won and Nick was just 8-4 in his game threads. That's 4 losses, just last year and you are still undefeated ! Just saying, although I do enjoy Nick's game threads. But, he obviously had something going on, the game threads were rushed, smaller in content and almost always, extremely late in being posted. If he is still pre-occupied, then @Glitch has my vote !


I bet I get up for this post, but I do NOT care

 

[Glitch]

I was disappointed. Apparently @Glitch missed such an obvious TWSS moment. And he wants to start game threads? Not enough attention to detail. Just say no to @Glitch and game threads.

Yeti's eat puppies. They can't be trusted.

 

[Glitch]

Just show me a link to Beamer

Groce.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I have nothing, but wait, ..


Dang it, it’s still my no cuss Sunday.

You just wait until it’s my “let her rip Monday’.

"Let her rip Monday" sounds fun

 

[BarrythesnoUT]

Add Jim Tressell in there, who didn't even lie, just failed to report. It's just arbitrary.

If by arbitrary you mean RIGGED, then yes. Except for programs with a backbone who will give them the middle finger like us.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Sanders is such a phony. What a disaster experiment.
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It's gonna be glorious when North Dakota St whoops that arse game 1.

IM CALLING IT

 

[Weezer]

Yeti's eat puppies. They can't be trusted.

And you're a closet Bama fan.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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I see Byron is multiplying. @drvenner, what have you got to answer for yourself? SMdangH. (Still in the window of no cuss on our Lord’s day).