Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[franklinpence]

“What is your policy on TWSS jokes?”
“I was told there would be lunch?”
“We’ll ask the questions, mam”
“We accept.”
“We don’t work well with others.”
“I just soiled myself.”
“He’ll be having kittens and I’ll be having him.”
“Art thou retoided?”

“Ummm…it’s moran with an a.”

 

[Glitch]

Talking about Spacey?

yes

 

[Jackcrevol]

China has taken the lead in the gold medal count by 1.

mother ****

 

[Glitch]

Y'all are depressing me with life insurance and estate planning talk. Remember when we had nothing and didn't even worry about health insurance. Lol Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[Glitch]

Do you put just a little or a whole lot of mayonnaise on your bologna & tomato sammich?

Do you throw your sammich directly in to the trash, or do you spit on it first?

 

[Glitch]

I just hope we finish in first for the gold medal count. China is the only country that can challenge us. And there's still some table tennis and diving left, which they tend to dominate. Plus, I believe they have gold medal chances in weightlifting, boxing, and wrestling left. China is our new Soviet Union in the Olympics.

@Jackcrevol has begun Mandarin lessons on DuoLingo.

 

[Glitch]

How'd you get in my basement?

...to @Weezer

 

[Nuctech777]

Do the Vols have a set of team cards?

Yes. They also just came out with some baseball ones.

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[DD4ME]

Idk, I think if we beat NC State, Oklahoma and Florida we are in. Especially if we play UGA and Bama in close games. Which I think we beat Bama in Neyland this season anyway.

If TX, Bama and UGA were all to get in and Bama and UGA have wins over us already it would allow the committee to count us as a non-factor and select a team like Mizzou who plays no one.

 

[kemotoe]

The US is only middle of the road when it comes to total medals vs population size:

Olympic Medals per Capita

www.medalspercapita.com

Many people don’t realize the US is the 3rd most populous country in the world. China and India just have 5x the population we do. Makes you wonder how they got so far ahead of every other country.

 

[RiseToTheTop]

A lot of Peyton Lewis in that video

Yep and that’s no mistake

 

[Glitch]

Many people don’t realize the US is the 3rd most populous country in the world. China and India just have 5x the population we do. Makes you wonder how they got so far ahead of every other country.

 

[Weezer]

Many people don’t realize the US is the 3rd most populous country in the world. China and India just have 5x the population we do. Makes you wonder how they got so far ahead of every other country.

Sex.

 

[Gus D's kernbred]

Many people don’t realize the US is the 3rd most populous country in the world. China and India just have 5x the population we do. Makes you wonder how they got so far ahead of every other country.

F around and find out.... in simpler words.

 

[knoxvol52]

Noah Lyles wins Bronze in 200m

 

[Jackcrevol]

@Jackcrevol has begun Mandarin lessons on DuoLingo.

i wish

 

[jave36]

Noah Lyles wins Bronze in 200m

Jumping around and show boating before the race, has a bad race, all of a sudden he has to be carried off he just feels so sick. Come on man.

 

[peaygolf]

Jumping around and show boating before the race, has a bad race, all of a sudden he has to be carried off he just feels so sick. Come on man.

gator

 

[Weezer]

Noah Lyles wins Bronze in 200m

Another missed gold opportunity.

 

[knoxvol52]

Jumping around and show boating before the race, has a bad race, all of a sudden he has to be carried off he just feels so sick. Come on man.

Yea, Lyles didn't look too sick when he came out at his introduction.

 

[Weezer]

Many people don’t realize the US is the 3rd most populous country in the world. China and India just have 5x the population we do. Makes you wonder how they got so far ahead of every other country.

I'm guessing your mom and dad never explained the birds and the bees to you. I think @Ulysees E. McGill needs to do that.

 

[kemotoe]

TIL Chinese and Indian people have more sex than the rest of the world.

 

[Orange.]

If TX, Bama and UGA were all to get in and Bama and UGA have wins over us already it would allow the committee to count us as a non-factor and select a team like Mizzou who plays no one.

"Very aware." -- Birmingham

 

[Weezer]

Women lose in water polo.

 

[knoxvol52]

USA Women lose to Australia in a shootout in Water Polo.

Plays for Bronze Medal vs The Dutch.