Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Jackcrevol]

Seems like if you have moles, you'd want a mole snake. If you have mice, you'd want a mice snake. If you have rats, you'd want a rat snake. I see no purpose in a garter snake. Garters are a staple at weddings.

the Garters have killed all our mice.

 

[drvenner]

Just lost my fourth toe...fourth ray if anyone knows what that is.

Oh man. I am so sorry. Sending healing prayers. Truly hope you can get rid of this stuff and go home soon.

 

[Devo182]

i know man, was being a douche

I was about to assume so, but then you threw in the palmface, that one threw me off

 

[SugarCC]

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[Orange.]

Seems like if you have moles, you'd want a mole snake. If you have mice, you'd want a mice snake. If you have rats, you'd want a rat snake. I see no purpose in a garter snake. Garters are a staple at weddings.

No garter snake jokes, please.

 

[drvenner]

Do you honestly care about the Olympics?

Why wouldn't we? I am going to watch as much as I possibly can.

 

[jave36]

Seems like if you have moles, you'd want a mole snake. If you have mice, you'd want a mice snake. If you have rats, you'd want a rat snake. I see no purpose in a garter snake. Garters are a staple at weddings.

Keeps the wives away, duh.

 

[VOL608]

If this has been posted, I don’t apologize. This might be the best commitment video I’ve see .

 

[Orangeredblooded]

If this has been posted, I don’t apologize. This might be the best commitment video I’ve see .

I forgot to mention earlier, I’ve watched this 3 times, but love this kid. Man, I’ll probably watch it several times in the next few days. Oh, I love the dark Rocky Top. Reckon I’ll always will.

 

[LaagerVol]

You needed mole snakes.

Ahhh, that’s where I went wrong. I will remember that if I ever have another mole problem.

On a similar note, where can I get an armadillo snake?

 

[LadyVolette]

Ya I'm always confused when I see people acting like women are still subjugated to domestic work like the 50's. It's been decades, I can't remember ever seeing that mentality in corporate America in my 2 decades of corporate life.

Agreed.. My grandmother was a nurse (like me), and she talked about having to wear the little starched dresses and bring the docs coffee .. if a doc did that now we would laugh, and a lot of our doctors and NPs are women.. it would be nice to be able to stay home and take care of the house and kids, (but you still have to do that anyway in addition to working.. men ‘help’ but a lot of times it isn’t really helping lol) and if that was what you wanted you wanted to do, it would be nice yo have that option.,but a lot of women just can’t, typically it takes two incomes now to make it, you really don’t have choices TBH

 

[Weezer]

Just lost my fourth toe...fourth ray if anyone knows what that is.

Same foot or are both feet messed up? What's the real story here? Were you involved in some weird kink that went horribly wrong?

 

[mrmax86]

Getting a fresh thread before fall practice begins.

Missed this. Excellent!

 

[franklinpence]

Whoa….page 47….in a new thread.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Same foot or are both feet messed up? What's the real story here? Were you involved in some weird kink that went horribly wrong?

I hope so!

 

[Weezer]

Watching the murder channel. If I ever get murdered, I hope it's at the hands of an English person. The accent makes them sound so proper and polite.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Watching the murder channel. If I ever get murdered, I hope it's at the hands of an English person. The accent makes them sound so proper and polite.

@VolsDoc81TX was just there. Maybe he can hook you up?

 

[BleedOrange16]

So. I’m not an insider, by any means. But I follow recruiting closely. This is my assessment for class close as of today:
100% - 4️ TE - Brame
+90% - 4️ CB - Konanbanny
85% - 5️ OT - Sanders
66% - 4️ LB - Perlotte [Edit: Nvm ]
33% - 3/4️ RB - Morris

Surprises that are not expected:
<33% Petty, Gaston, Sparks

Likelihood of at least (1) unidentified “Arion Carter type of prospect” between now and signing day: 75%.

2026, anytime:
+90% 5️ QB - Brandon
+90% 4️ TE - Sneed

GB

 

[Weezer]

@VolsDoc81TX was just there. Maybe he can hook you up?

That accent, it's like they can kill you, but all the while make it seem like a good time. Jolly good.

 

[Weezer]

So. I’m not an insider, by any means. But I follow recruiting closely. This is my assessment for class close as of today:
100% - 4️ TE - Brame
+90% - 4️ CB - Konanbanny
85% - 5️ OT - Sanders
66% - 4️ LB - Perlotte
33% - 3/4️ RB - Morris

Surprises that are not expected:
<33% Petty, Gaston, Sparks

Likelihood of at least (1) unidentified “Arion Carter type of prospect” between now and signing day: 75%.

2026, anytime:
+90% 5️ QB - Brandon
+90% 4️ TE - Sneed

GB

I, too, am not an insider, and I have no percentages to give, but with who we already have committed, this is what I feel we still need.

1 RB (We seem to be working a few guys, most notably the previously mentioned Morris)
1 TE (Hopefully the previously mentioned Brame)
2 OT (Hopefully Sanders is one, then one more)
1 LB (Hopefully Perlotte flips)
1 DL (Not sure who here, but hopefully RG finds another one he likes)
1 Edge (Again, no idea who)
1 CB (Konanbanny)

Of course, it's possible we don't fill all these needs with high school guys. Always a chance we go portal.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Seems like if you have moles, you'd want a mole snake. If you have mice, you'd want a mice snake. If you have rats, you'd want a rat snake. I see no purpose in a garter snake. Garters are a staple at weddings.

I don't know. . . seems like they'd team up against you. . . birds of a feather and all.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Whoa….page 47….in a new thread.

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Pennsylvania Avenue for you!

 

[Ace]

So. I’m not an insider, by any means. But I follow recruiting closely. This is my assessment for class close as of today:
100% - 4️ TE - Brame
+90% - 4️ CB - Konanbanny
85% - 5️ OT - Sanders
66% - 4️ LB - Perlotte
33% - 3/4️ RB - Morris

Surprises that are not expected:
<33% Petty, Gaston, Sparks

Likelihood of at least (1) unidentified “Arion Carter type of prospect” between now and signing day: 75%.

2026, anytime:
+90% 5️ QB - Brandon
+90% 4️ TE - Sneed

GB

Thanks for posting here and not starting another thread. Good stuff

 

[Jackcrevol]

Boogie Bentley is hard to listen too.

 

[peaygolf]

Just lost my fourth toe...fourth ray if anyone knows what that is.

prayers my friend. hope ya can find out whats going on