Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[butchna]

He's one skinny dude. He better get on board with the nutrition and weight training or he's gonna be nursing some broken bones in the SEC

I’m sure he’s going vegan and planning on playing at 165.

 

[UTvol1fn]

every vegan I know is lumpy

 

[sjt18]

I've already stated earlier that my guess is 9-3. I also said that 8-4 was what was acceptable, which gives us a chance at your required 9 wins with a bowl victory. I think the line in Vegas is 7.5. That means 8 wins is exceeding expert evaluations. I think you and I are on the same page to an extent. I'm just not going to call our team, coaching staff, or season a failure if we only win 8 regular season games.

I'm being pragmatic. I agree with you but it doesn't seem to be a matter of right/wrong, fair/unfair, or even success/failure. It is just a matter of what has historically happened when a coach doesn't win early.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Probable conversation heard in the Cleveland Browns GM office:

GM: what do you think about Watson?

Assistant GM: Dunno… he’s got 23 sexual harassment lawsuits against him.

GM: Naw… it’ll be fine. Offer him a quarter billion, guaranteed

Assistant GM: what do you wanna do with Baker?

GM: Who?

Assistant GM: The QB. We picked him #1 overall a while ago.

GM: oh yeah… he’s still hanging around is he? Have him clean the stadium or something like he does in those commercials. I really don’t care.

A few weeks later….

Assistant GM: Man, things are looking bad with Watson. Who could have seen this coming? We could be in a bind at QB.

GM: Naw… it’ll be fine. Is Mayfarm done scraping gum from the seats? Bring him in here.

Assistant GM: Ummm…

GM: Mayberry, I’ve got good news. I’m shipping you to Carolina. I’m not letting you go cheap though. We are going to pay 2/3 of your salary to play there, and I demand a 4th round pick as compensation. I can probably get a decent lineman from Mississippi State with that pick. Shut the door please.

 

[TheRain]

Probable conversation heard in the Cleveland Browns GM office:

GM: what do you think about Watson?

Assistant GM: Dunno… he’s got 23 sexual harassment lawsuits against him.

GM: Naw… it’ll be fine. Offer him a quarter billion, guaranteed

Assistant GM: what do you wanna do with Baker?

GM: Who?

Assistant GM: The QB. We picked him #1 overall a while ago.

GM: oh yeah… he’s still hanging around is he? Have him clean the stadium or something like he does in those commercials. I really don’t care.

A few weeks later….

Assistant GM: Man, things are looking bad with Watson. Who could have seen this coming? We could be in a bind at QB.

GM: Naw… it’ll be fine. Is Mayfarm done scraping gum from the seats? Bring him in here.

Assistant GM: Ummm…

GM: Mayberry, I’ve got good news. I’m shipping you to Carolina. I’m not letting you go cheap though. We are going to pay 2/3 of your salary to play there, and I demand a 4th round pick as compensation. I can probably get a decent lineman from Mississippi State with that pick. Shut the door please.

No footnotes?

 

[SoullessGinger32_]

We paid the wrong Qb

 

[MarcoVol]

Probable conversation heard in the Cleveland Browns GM office:

GM: what do you think about Watson?

Assistant GM: Dunno… he’s got 23 sexual harassment lawsuits against him.

GM: Naw… it’ll be fine. Offer him a quarter billion, guaranteed

Assistant GM: what do you wanna do with Baker?

GM: Who?

Assistant GM: The QB. We picked him #1 overall a while ago.

GM: oh yeah… he’s still hanging around is he? Have him clean the stadium or something like he does in those commercials. I really don’t care.

A few weeks later….

Assistant GM: Man, things are looking bad with Watson. Who could have seen this coming? We could be in a bind at QB.

GM: Naw… it’ll be fine. Is Mayfarm done scraping gum from the seats? Bring him in here.

Assistant GM: Ummm…

GM: Mayberry, I’ve got good news. I’m shipping you to Carolina. I’m not letting you go cheap though. We are going to pay 2/3 of your salary to play there, and I demand a 4th round pick as compensation. I can probably get a decent lineman from Mississippi State with that pick. Shut the door please.

What would you expect from a sports organization run by the Haslam family

 

[UpstateVol613]

He's one skinny dude. He better get on board with the nutrition and weight training or he's gonna be nursing some broken bones in the SEC

I think we still have Lyle’s juice bar so we should be good.

 

[jakez4ut]

Why

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

We paid the wrong Qb

Ban Worthy Comment

 

[VolFanGBO]

We paid the wrong Qb

ok volspix

 

[sjt18]

We paid the wrong Qb

Who is we? Are you a decision maker at Spyre?

 

[VolFreakJosh]

We paid the wrong Qb

 

[Leeleesteeth]

When I was 4, I hid behind the couch and I ate an entire bottle of Flintstone vitamins. No wonder Covid hasn't affected me.

When Fauci moves on to that Great Hazmat Room in the Sky you can take over.

 

[TheRain]

 

[DaddyChad]

We paid the wrong Qb

I’m just wondering, did you make a second account to get to 300+ likes?

 

[UpstateVol613]

Wow! Haslam gonna Haslam

 

[UTvols#1]

Lol...u guys love Nico ...I be honest I hope he the best in UT history..We definitely went all in on him ...Guess the manning guy just didn't care for Tennessee...Think they renamed the Nico effect to the Arch effect ..

 

[#Vol4Life1991]

Lol...u guys love Nico ...I be honest I hope he the best in UT history..We definitely went all in on him ...Guess the manning guy just didn't care for Tennessee...Think they renamed the Nico effect to the Arch effect ..View attachment 470458

Shut up troll

 

[PEPPERJAX]

We paid the wrong Qb

 

[UTvols#1]

Shut up troll

I'm not a troll be here years...Just have a different opinion

Feed me more

 

[UTvols#1]

Reminds me of your mother ...

 

[#Vol4Life1991]

I'm not a troll be here years...Just have a different opinion

Feed me more View attachment 470459

The amount of years you’ve been here doesn’t disqualify you from being a troll

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Reminds me of your mother ...

Go ride Arch Manning's burnt orange tip you chump!

 

[MarcoVol]

Lol...u guys love Nico ...I be honest I hope he the best in UT history..We definitely went all in on him ...Guess the manning guy just didn't care for Tennessee...Think they renamed the Nico effect to the Arch effect ..View attachment 470458

Texas had the #5 class in 2022 with 2 5* and 20 4*. They have more 3* committed right now than they did all of last cycle.

They’re recruiting the same they were before Arch.