(Roll with the following for a sec, marcusluvsvols.)
Ironic for someone who is so against homosexuals to mention "butthurt" or reference butts so much.....
Whoooooo! I know that has nothing to do with the butthurt thing, but I am a huge Ric Flair fan. Had to do it.
Ain't Skeerd (FYI, that's a joke)
Sorry you think I'm a douche. I have never called you a name, at least that I can recall

. I am a very sarcastic person by nature. That's just how I am. Name calling, ie "douche", is not my style (unless I am being sarcastic about what someone else says and use their word against them- see
negavol). It's a cop out. Glad to let you know that I am a well-adjusted
very happy MAN (you called me "kid" when you were making fun of my "pirate" avy which is actually incorrect. It's a logo for a saltwater fishing tackle company whose equipment I make use of often.) of 40 years of age (I wasn't kidding when I said "I'm a man! I'm 40!") with 2 beautiful, very intelligent, well-behaved, and immensely sweet daughters and an amazing wife of 17 years (1st and ONLY marriage. We took the vows seriously). I don't whine and cry over a less than ideal health situation. I still work every day (I could take legit disability) and feel the fact that I do still work is a good example for others to not quit no matter the situation. I have a great deal of compassion and help others readily even if it's not convenient or beneficial to me.
I have no issues with people attacking my positions. This is a message board designed for the exchange of ideas. I even have no problems with people attacking me. I am a big boy. I can take it. If one is easily offended, best not participate in a mostly open forum. I am kind of torn by the revelation that I am your least favorite poster. On one hand, I wish that you wouldn't take things (particularly my sarcasm) so personal. On the other hand, I am
absolutely stoked that I am #1 in something (even though I'm pretty sure there is at least one person in the vastness of the universe with a higher degree of anal discomfort than me). (See, that's sarcasm right there.) Again, let me reiterate. This is a message board designed for the exchange of ideas. Not all those ideas will coincide with yours or mine. Have fun with that; I sure do. Don't take everything personally and get all
butthurt over it.....:whistling:
Someone please quote this for me. Judging from some comments that I have seen somewhere, I'm pretty sure he has me on ignore. Thanks!