The Atlanta Braves Thread (Terry Pendleton Edition)

[Notorious B.E.N]

Arizona making things interesting.

What happened on the kickoff? Why did he run out orrrr whatever the hell happened?

 

[FalcoVol]

Whom would you rather bang: the girl in the Wendy's commercial, or the woman in the special new VolNation mobile video ad?

Wendy's chick. Redheads.

 

[TBrown]

Gatsby was a fine movie old sport

 

[TBrown]

If I had any faith left in humanity, the Marsalis Johnson thread in the FF would have ended it.

 

[Weezy]

Blank is putting into it about what it would have cost him to put an open-air stadium at the site of the old GM plant in Doraville. The city/state are paying for the rest, which is the part that they wanted anyway. I'm a Georgia taxpayer and I'm all right with it.

As an Atlanta resident, I'm indifferent. I have to pay ridiculous hotel and rental car taxes everywhere I travel, might as well hit travelers to Atlanta.

But I do hate where they put these stadiums. It's not fan friendly at all. It will not be a good Superbowl site.

 

[NochNoch]

Funny you should mention that. Here is teammate Joe Thornton's take on the matter.

Joe Thornton would really like scoring 4 goals in a game - SBNation.com

Oh, good ole Joe Thorton. The epitome of every jock stereotype that has ever existed. Well played Joe, well played.

 

[TBrown]

Hey Scotty-

Knock knock

bump

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

@SportsCenter: "No disrespect to the coaches who were here before [...] but you want a coach that you would go to war for." USC QB Cody Kessler

Shots fired?

 

[BigOrange15]

@SportsCenter: "No disrespect to the coaches who were here before [...] but you want a coach that you would go to war for." USC QB Cody Kessler

Shots fired?

Just because you say no disrespect doesn't make it true.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Saying "no disrespect, but...." cracks me up. It's just like saying "no offense, but..." when the statement that immediately follows is undoubtedly going to be offensive.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Eli Manning has been sacked 16 times this year already. He was sacked a total of 19 times all of last year.

His most sacks taken in a year was 30 in 2009. He's on pace for approx. 35 in 2013.

Just sayin'

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-Id_fuXFA[/youtube]

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Hey Scotty-

Knock knock

Ok Ok Ok.



Who's there?

 

[TBrown]

Ok Ok Ok.



Who's there?

Owen

 

[TBrown]

Owen who?

Owen Six.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Owen Six was the name of one of my flag football teams back in college, campus champs baby.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

La Stella eatin' out in the desert.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Honest question:

Is there a bigger tool than Wes Rucker?

 

[The Orange Pants]

Ron Swanson has to be up there.
OCI would win the award for biggest dick, smallest penis.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron Swanson has to be up there.
OCI would win the award for biggest dick, smallest penis.

Biggest Dick, Smallest penis award.. HAHAHA

 

[LotteryPick]

La Stella eatin' out in the desert.

He stay eatin'.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

He stay eatin'.

No doubt. He hasn't stopped hitting or getting on base since he signed a pro contract in '11.

 

[FalcoVol]

No doubt. He hasn't stopped hitting or getting on base since he signed a pro contract in '11.

Can he play 2nd base?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Can he play 2nd base?

Well he is a second baseman by trade, but not known for great defense.

 

[BigOrange15]

So...what's with the hate in here for OCI and Ron? I've never seen them do that much. BB on the other hand...