The "I can't sleep" night before the first game thread. (admittedly off topic)

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'm trying to count sheep. It's useless.

Try counting Goats. I've seen one.

 

[UTVolCountry]

So have you or have you not?

have not

 

[cusincousin]

Just Jonesin.

 

[Escape Goat]

Try counting Goats. I've seen one.

You trying to get this moved to the pub?

 

[gordonr24]

Try counting Goats. I've seen one.

The goats always escape.

 

[VonVol]

One Goat. What now?

 

[Freak]

This sums me up right about now...

This should be my avatar.

I live in Nashville but my wife has an idea of us going to Memphis in the morning. I get off of work at 0400 and we will leave at 0900 heading to Memphis.

Of course, I will miss the game. I will find out which Memphis radio station is associated with the U.T. network and I will make sure that we are in the car from 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. so I can hear the game.

My condolences.

Freak couldn't hang. He counted hotdogs until he fell asleep.

You shut your mouth when you are talking to me.

 

[VOLumeS]

IT'S FOOTBALL TIME IN oh you get it.

 

[rockytopya2009]

I almost fell asleep 2 hours ago....couldn't though so I got online....found the "Team 117 Inside Training Camp Video", now it's safe to say I'm up for at least another 2 hours.

As Butch says, "THIS IS WHAT WE DOOOO!!!"

GO VOLS!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

This should be my avatar.



My condolences.



You shut your mouth when you are talking to me.

Reported

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

You trying to get this moved to the pub?

This thread is admittedly off topic from the grand poobah himself.

 

[VOLumeS]

This should be my avatar.



My condolences.



You shut your mouth when you are talking to me.

So it was YOU who made this website?

 

[Escape Goat]

One Goat. What now?

Probably two.

 

[VonVol]

Probably two.

Double vision?

 

[Escape Goat]

Double vision?

Quit being difficult.

 

[VonVol]

Quit being difficult.

Haha! Just can't sleep.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

This should be my avatar.



My condolences.



You shut your mouth when you are talking to me.

I told you EG.

 

[Freak]

So it was YOU who made this website?

Guilty as charged.

This thread is admittedly off topic from the grand poobah himself.

Yep, you can't be too off topic in this thread. We're welcoming in the season.

 

[ccVOLSdhf]

Ok so who's scoring the 1st.... TD

 

[VOLumeS]

Guilty as charged.



Yep, you can't be too off topic in this thread. We're welcoming in the season.

Thanks!

 

[Escape Goat]

Can't be too far off topic Eh?


Now it's on.



One time I was cutting up jalepeno peppers.

Well, a hour later the wife wanted to get frisky.


Long story short, I got yelled at for not washing my hands.

 

[ccVOLSdhf]

Neal...is my guess....I'd like to see North catch about a 45 yarder:good!:

 

[VonVol]

If we can get off topic,then I have a question to ask. I asked a Vol buddy tonight how great it would be to see Bama lose tomorrow. We both know it isn't happening,but IF it did,how great would it be historically. I said somewhere between winning Dubya Dubya II and the invention of the microwave. He said somewhere between his first experience with a woman and man walking on the moon. Any other ideas?

 

[rockytopya2009]

Neal, redzone rushing TD.

 

[ccVOLSdhf]

Can't be too far off topic Eh?


Now it's on.



One time I was cutting up jalepeno peppers.

Well, a hour later the wife wanted to get frisky.


Long story short, I got yelled at for not washing my hands.

LOLlol:.....you give um an inch,and they take a mile