UNC Basketball, Part Deux

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Dudleys87 said:
Who steps in for Roy and K is the question...
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Hopefully Derek Dooley at Duke. Hey, triple D is pretty darn big.

1990s Phil Jackson will be the next coach at Carolina.

By the way, Pinson played for the first time in a long time last night. Granted, in was in garbage time, but he looked really good.
 
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Yeah, Pinson looked pretty good. If Berry can keep hitting some shots and Pinson give some quality minutes it sure would help.
 
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Once, when I was younger, much younger than I am now (like, 10 years ago or something like that), I was a bagger and produce assistant at a Food Lion in North Carolina.

One Sunday morning a gentleman, decked in Duke attire from head to toe, came through the checkout line, making it clear how Duke was A-Number One, but also just generally being an old dumbass. Duke had just defeated North Carolina, and he was happy.

Little did he know, that just a year or two later, his beloved high school gym would be renamed "Hansbrough Indoor Stadium."

I sometimes wonder about that man.

I hope he made it through.

More specifically, once K retires, the grocery store man will probably literally die of heart failure in the nursing home.

Oh, it's coming, you bunch of Dukies. It's coming. UNC has been through the ringer with coaching changes.

Your time is coming soon too.
 
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volprof said:
Once, when I was younger, much younger than I am now (like, 10 years ago or something like that), I was a bagger and produce assistant at a Food Lion in North Carolina.

One Sunday morning a gentleman, decked in Duke attire from head to toe, came through the checkout line, making it clear how Duke was A-Number One, but also just generally being an old dumbass. Duke had just defeated North Carolina, and he was happy.

Little did he know, that just a year or two later, his beloved high school gym would be renamed "Hansbrough Indoor Stadium."

I sometimes wonder about that man.

I hope he made it through.

More specifically, once K retires, the grocery store man will probably literally die of heart failure in the nursing home.

Oh, it's coming, you bunch of Dukies. It's coming. UNC has been through the ringer with coaching changes.

Your time is coming soon too.
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Be happy your fanbase is at least the majority in its state, haha. When Carolina is winning, I hear about it all day long.
 
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volprof said:
Once, when I was younger, much younger than I am now (like, 10 years ago or something like that), I was a bagger and produce assistant at a Food Lion in North Carolina.

One Sunday morning a gentleman, decked in Duke attire from head to toe, came through the checkout line, making it clear how Duke was A-Number One, but also just generally being an old dumbass. Duke had just defeated North Carolina, and he was happy.

Little did he know, that just a year or two later, his beloved high school gym would be renamed "Hansbrough Indoor Stadium."

I sometimes wonder about that man.

I hope he made it through.

More specifically, once K retires, the grocery store man will probably literally die of heart failure in the nursing home.

Oh, it's coming, you bunch of Dukies. It's coming. UNC has been through the ringer with coaching changes.

Your time is coming soon too.
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I had you pegged as a guy who worked at Whole Foods in Carrboro not a Food Lion guy. That's salt of the earth kind of ****, university of the people, Charles Kuralt and what not. That has to feel great.
 
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RDU VOL#14 said:
I had you pegged as a guy who worked at Whole Foods in Carrboro not a Food Lion guy. That's salt of the earth kind of ****, university of the people, Charles Kuralt and what not. That has to feel great.
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smdh...he tee'd that up for you quite nicely. smdh :shakehead:
 
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Chuckie said:
smdh...he tee'd that up for you quite nicely. smdh :shakehead:
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Yeah that was too easy. I'm guessing the professor was a bit inebriated when he posted that, or I'm hoping he was. I wouldn't mind reading more about his adventures at Food Lion though, I wonder if he ever met Tom Smith?
 
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Laugh it up, you Gerald Henderson elbow bulldozing nose smashers!

Hey, who decided to make K the model for the Duke Blue Devil? Or is that just a coincidence?
 
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH9gnyosh_w[/youtube]

Evil Duke. I still can't believe Packer in his commentary. Of course, he always did hate Carolina. Interestingly enough, it was Carolina that ended up ending his career with his call in that 08 semifinal.
 
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More evil Duke shenanigans:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxxCWbde6sc[/youtube]

Larry Brown is my least favorite Tar Heel this side of Rashad McStupid, not least of which because he stole Danny Manning away from us, but at least he still had good enough sense to knock a Dukie in the head:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0RroAH4vwU[/youtube]
 
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volfanhill said:
I couldn't find a YouTube link of UNC athletes attending class. Strange.....
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Just be glad NC State fans aren't as obsessed with you as they are UNC. If they were, their "investigative journalist" fanbase would dig up your skeletons as well.

That and a tutor who violated every research rule this side of the Mississip.
 
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RDU VOL#14 said:
Yeah that was too easy. I'm guessing the professor was a bit inebriated when he posted that, or I'm hoping he was. I wouldn't mind reading more about his adventures at Food Lion though, I wonder if he ever met Tom Smith?
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Maybe it's just because I haven't lived in NC for nearly a decade, but I still don't get your joke. Apparently everyone else did though.
 
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volprof said:
Laugh it up, you Gerald Henderson elbow bulldozing nose smashers!

Hey, who decided to make K the model for the Duke Blue Devil? Or is that just a coincidence?
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Because that's the only reason Hanbrough breaths out of his mouth.
 
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You can make fun of him any way you want, but that son of a ***** owned your high school gym. Owned you!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4nrEPFt2DE[/youtube]
 
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volprof said:
You hate Hansbrough, don't you?

That son of a gun made you drink your own bathwater in your own house.

I love it.

Hansbrough Indoor.
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Damn Volprof, you're trying too hard man. TH was a great player, but yes I don't like him and yes I think him having a degree from UNC does more damage to the academic reputation of the school than any part of the academic scandal. He is a complete and utter moron. Google Tyler Hansbrough reads a bed time story when he was with the Pacers.
 
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RDU VOL#14 said:
Damn Volprof, you're trying too hard man. TH was a great player, but yes I don't like him and yes I think him having a degree from UNC does more damage to the academic reputation of the school than any part of the academic scandal. He is a complete and utter moron. Google Tyler Hansbrough reads a bed time story when he was with the Pacers.
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Google Mike Kahdhfaklfha and rape.

Ya'lls time is coming too.

It happens to us all eventually.
 
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VKAman said:
Volprof is pumped. I like it.
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He is pumped, I like it too, although I am surprised at his enthusiasm and how much he wants a conspiracy . Good to see the Heels opened up as 1.5 point favorites
tomorrow night as well.

I certainly hope UNC fans enjoy the tribute to Coach K that will take place prior to the game tomorrow night. True story.
 
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Well, RDU complained the last round about the lack of enthusiasm from UNC fans, so I figured I'd give him what he wants this time.

P.S. That "Wolfpack fan" actor dude on GameDay cracked me the hell up. That was hilarious.
 
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