What Other Message Boards Are Saying (Kentucky Edition)

#529
#529
Jeff Clark said:
Mark Stoops on his show had no clue on how to stop the Tennessee offense all he could say was the linebackers had to make a lot of plays. Tom Leach the play by play guy was saying stupid things like Tennessee has great players but Kentucky has great players also and he said Kentucky would have a chance if they played like they did in 2020 in Knoxville.
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Well too bad for them, our QB won't be spotting them 2 TD's this time. So good luck with that plan.
 
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#535
#535
cathouse
Senior
Yesterday at 3:08 PM
#31
Stoops needs to go full blown "Hal Mummy" on Saturday.

Surprise the crap out of UT. They come in expecting Mr. Conservative to try and slow the game down to limit their possessions......and whammo!!!

Hit em with fake punts on 4th down.
Throw 70 yard bombs out of your own end zone on every down you have.
Get the ball with 15 seconds in the half, throw 4 straight hail Marys in the endzone.
Have a db or lb "cramp up" on every UT first down and 3rd down to sub in players.
Get the crowd all riled up like Lane Kiffen.
Have them cussing and throwing crap by halftime.
Late hit their QB on every pass play. (You know they are going to blast WL with no penalties.)

Bring your ugliest old mangy cur dog to hump Old Smokie at mid field.
Ask their sister to marry you instead.
Streak through the Power T ahead of the Vols.

We can win this thing IF we play by THEIR rules.

Feel free to add any other creative ideas you might have that will pi$$ them all off.

Go Big Blue!!!
Make it a day to remember

This! Got to be the craziest post of the century. 😂
 
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#536
#536
Orange defense said:
cathouse
Senior
Yesterday at 3:08 PM
#31
Stoops needs to go full blown "Hal Mummy" on Saturday.

Surprise the crap out of UT. They come in expecting Mr. Conservative to try and slow the game down to limit their possessions......and whammo!!!

Hit em with fake punts on 4th down.
Throw 70 yard bombs out of your own end zone on every down you have.
Get the ball with 15 seconds in the half, throw 4 straight hail Marys in the endzone.
Have a db or lb "cramp up" on every UT first down and 3rd down to sub in players.
Get the crowd all riled up like Lane Kiffen.
Have them cussing and throwing crap by halftime.
Late hit their QB on every pass play. (You know they are going to blast WL with no penalties.)

Bring your ugliest old mangy cur dog to hump Old Smokie at mid field.
Ask their sister to marry you instead.
Streak through the Power T ahead of the Vols.

We can win this thing IF we play by THEIR rules.

Feel free to add any other creative ideas you might have that will pi$$ them all off.

Go Big Blue!!!
Make it a day to remember

This! Got to be the craziest post of the century. 😂
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I like his plan. He apparently doesn't mind the idea of losing by 70.
 
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#539
#539
Orange defense said:
cathouse
Senior
Yesterday at 3:08 PM
#31
Stoops needs to go full blown "Hal Mummy" on Saturday.

Surprise the crap out of UT. They come in expecting Mr. Conservative to try and slow the game down to limit their possessions......and whammo!!!

Hit em with fake punts on 4th down.
Throw 70 yard bombs out of your own end zone on every down you have.
Get the ball with 15 seconds in the half, throw 4 straight hail Marys in the endzone.
Have a db or lb "cramp up" on every UT first down and 3rd down to sub in players.
Get the crowd all riled up like Lane Kiffen.
Have them cussing and throwing crap by halftime.
Late hit their QB on every pass play. (You know they are going to blast WL with no penalties.)

Bring your ugliest old mangy cur dog to hump Old Smokie at mid field.
Ask their sister to marry you instead.
Streak through the Power T ahead of the Vols.

We can win this thing IF we play by THEIR rules.

Feel free to add any other creative ideas you might have that will pi$$ them all off.

Go Big Blue!!!
Make it a day to remember

This! Got to be the craziest post of the century. 😂
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Cathouse needs help getting off the meth.
 
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#540
#540
NeverWe'llSever said:
Story of my life, unfortunately. Driving through the crap holes known as Ohio and Kentucky to get to Tennessee.
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Hey, O-H-I-O, you Xichigander! 😆
I can relate to you though, I live in Ohio and fantasize about snipping the state of Kentucky out of the map and butting Cincinnati right up to Jellico. I’d visit my folks every other weekend.
 
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#541
#541
Its time those kittens hear the full force of our crowd, its just time. I mean its time they get to fill those ear drums pulse and nearly bust, its time. Think they are better then Bama?.. WE should make them have Anxiety attacks just from the crowd out side the stadium.
its time
 
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#543
#543
Jeff Clark said:
I wonder if there will be one of these threads for the Missouri,South Carolina and Vanderbilt games LOL:D;)
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It just takes one matchup and a couple of lucky bounces to close up a 17 point gap. I remember when Memphis beat the Manning-led Vols on a lackluster performance and a bad call. I think we can out talent the Dores on thar list but a few breaks and lack of attention could put us within striking distance of MO or SC. They have athletes anf multi-million dollar coaches too.
 
#545
#545
Orange defense said:
cathouse
Senior
Yesterday at 3:08 PM
#31
Stoops needs to go full blown "Hal Mummy" on Saturday.

Surprise the crap out of UT. They come in expecting Mr. Conservative to try and slow the game down to limit their possessions......and whammo!!!

Hit em with fake punts on 4th down.
Throw 70 yard bombs out of your own end zone on every down you have.
Get the ball with 15 seconds in the half, throw 4 straight hail Marys in the endzone.
Have a db or lb "cramp up" on every UT first down and 3rd down to sub in players.
Get the crowd all riled up like Lane Kiffen.
Have them cussing and throwing crap by halftime.
Late hit their QB on every pass play. (You know they are going to blast WL with no penalties.)

Bring your ugliest old mangy cur dog to hump Old Smokie at mid field.
Ask their sister to marry you instead.
Streak through the Power T ahead of the Vols.

We can win this thing IF we play by THEIR rules.

Feel free to add any other creative ideas you might have that will pi$$ them all off.

Go Big Blue!!!
Make it a day to remember

This! Got to be the craziest post of the century. 😂
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that’s sort of what Florida and LSU did. Both teams pulled out all the stops. Florida was able to hit on the dice rolls more than LSU. The Vol offense forces the opposing coach to take chances when they have the ball. For Gators, that made the final score more palpable and for LSU, less so.
 
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#547
#547
Jeff Clark said:
Mark Stoops on his show had no clue on how to stop the Tennessee offense all he could say was the linebackers had to make a lot of plays. Tom Leach the play by play guy was saying stupid things like Tennessee has great players but Kentucky has great players also and he said Kentucky would have a chance if they played like they did in 2020 in Knoxville.
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Sure they would especially if this team played like it did in 2020 as well..or had the same coaching staff.
 
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#550
#550
Orange defense said:
cathouse
Senior
Yesterday at 3:08 PM
#31
Stoops needs to go full blown "Hal Mummy" on Saturday.

Surprise the crap out of UT. They come in expecting Mr. Conservative to try and slow the game down to limit their possessions......and whammo!!!

Hit em with fake punts on 4th down.
Throw 70 yard bombs out of your own end zone on every down you have.
Get the ball with 15 seconds in the half, throw 4 straight hail Marys in the endzone.
Have a db or lb "cramp up" on every UT first down and 3rd down to sub in players.
Get the crowd all riled up like Lane Kiffen.
Have them cussing and throwing crap by halftime.
Late hit their QB on every pass play. (You know they are going to blast WL with no penalties.)

Bring your ugliest old mangy cur dog to hump Old Smokie at mid field.
Ask their sister to marry you instead.
Streak through the Power T ahead of the Vols.

We can win this thing IF we play by THEIR rules.

Feel free to add any other creative ideas you might have that will pi$$ them all off.

Go Big Blue!!!
Make it a day to remember

This! Got to be the craziest post of the century. 😂
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Good God. This is the worst idea ever unless he wants to see his team get absolutely pummeled.
 
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