I am quite intrigued by your solution Hmanvol! Sadly, our finest have attempted to remove them for some time, and our finest truly are that. See, we cant even rely on the City police who are puppets of the despotic city regime to act. As a result, we have some of the finest campus police officers in the country.
You must bear in mind that these tyrants have an army of lawyers, who sue the University for EVERYTHING! Things seem so nice and peaceful in Tennessee. If only I had been born a southerner. Still, I am more proud than ever to be a Californian! We are too smart for the brainless bastards to stop us forever.
Regrettably however, we could use some foreign intervention. So, I implore all Vol fans making a trip to the game to not spend a cent in the city. I know that will be tough, but the campus is enormous and will offer ALL Vols a safe refuge.