There was a guy sitting behind me and my buddy at the Auburn game. Saw an empty bottle of Dickel lying around after the game. But man, was he a rocket scientist!
1. On 3rd and long, WR catches a short pass on sideline with DB draped over him. DB makes instant tackle. Comment "we jus doan know how to turn up-field!!!" (with a DB draped all over "us"? LOL!)
2. Wide open Auburn guys running all over the field. No one within 5 yards. Comment "we jus doan know how ter hit nobudy!" (yeah...you have to actually be NEAR someone to hit them

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Those are two I can remember....there were many more. Rarely have I heard such a litany of stupid comments on one subject and in one place. Almost everything he said was just slobberingly idiotic ... and incredibly negative..."we jus su-uck"..."we ernt ner good!"...."what ther hayl is wrong with thaym coaches?"
Here's the deal...he didn't know **** about football. He was a 50-something ole redneck that just wanted to get drunk and watch some football, and if the Vols win, the buzz is a lot better. He didn't actually give a rat's ass about Tennessee or the team, he just wanted to have a good buzz. The damn team was interfering with his buzz!
So there you go...this explains about 80-90 percent of the so called "negavols" on here.
"They jus' wan' get liquered up n' have a good tahm!...en thet daym futball team ernt co-opratin'!"