Latest Coronavirus - Yikes

[Orangeburst]

The wet ones are killers

Sharts

 

[Stew Cook]

It should be tomorrow

So, you are going back to work tomorrow, or are you just saying that is what you would prefer?

 

[luthervol]

Riddle me this...

There's a bully outside your door and he's gonna beat you up when you leave. The police are over a year away.

When should you go outside?

Riddle me this........
The three people you love most are detained in a room with two doors. One door lets you leave and the other door will trigger an explosive that will kill one of them,, maim one of the them, and leave the other unharmed.
They add a safe exit door every week.
So you have a 50% chance of picking the correct door in week one, a 67% chance in week two, a 75% chance in week three, etc...
There is a lessening increase in the probability of selecting a safe exit each week but there will never be a 100% guarantee of a safe exit. You have to select when they leave and by which door.

When do you tell them to leave?

 

[vols40]

So, you are going back to work tomorrow, or are you just saying that is what you would prefer?

I wish. Will be lucky if it's before memorial day

 

[BowlBrother85]

Hey, do you remember that speech on the 2000 campaign trail in which Al Gore talked about the "sidewinding Republicans"?
The only problem was he pronounced the word "wind" as a noun, e.g., the wind blowing outside, rather than as a verb, e.g., winding a watch.
I thought it was hilarious.
It didn't get a lot of playing time.
I like funnies.

I don't remember that, but I do remember Al Gore calling himself "the father of the internet" in 2000 and Republicans had a field day with it. George W. Bush even used it as a jab in one of their debates with this line: "The man (Gore) not only invented the internet, but he also must have invented the calculator," when Bush was accusing Gore of using "fuzzy math". Republicans really took Gore to task for his hyperbole, exaggerations and embellishments and now they have a President who does much of the same thing, while they stay silent.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

These are the people making laws in our country, they are openly celebrating the fall of our economy and loss of jobs

AOC celebrates oil crash in now-deleted tweet: 'You absolutely love to see it'

 

[vols40]

I don't remember that, but I do remember Al Gore calling himself "the father of the internet" in 2000 and Republicans had a field day with it. George W. Bush even used it as a jab in one of their debates with this line: "The man (Gore) not only invented the internet, but he also must have invented the calculator," when Bush was accusing Gore of using "fuzzy math". Republicans really took Gore to task for his hyperbole, exaggerations and embellishments and now they have a President who does much of the same thing, while they stay silent.

I fully expect at some y President Obama blamed George W Bush for his endorsement of Senator O'Biden

 

[vols40]

These are the people making laws in our country, they are openly celebrating the fall of our economy and loss of jobs

AOC celebrates oil crash in now-deleted tweet: 'You absolutely love to see it'

I think you meant to say this is the face of the Democrat Pay

 

[Orangeburst]

I don't remember that, but I do remember Al Gore calling himself "the father of the internet" in 2000 and Republicans had a field day with it. George W. Bush even used it as a jab in one of their debates with this line: "The man (Gore) not only invented the internet, but he also must have invented the calculator," when Bush was accusing Gore of using "fuzzy math". Republicans really took Gore to task for his hyperbole, exaggerations and embellishments and now they have a President who does much of the same thing, while they stay silent.

I did my internship with Sen Gore so I should get penny credit for interweb

 

[BisonVol]

These are the people making laws in our country, they are openly celebrating the fall of our economy and loss of jobs

AOC celebrates oil crash in now-deleted tweet: 'You absolutely love to see it'

Whoever voted for AOC needs a head check. She has no understanding of...well, anything really.

 

[Girth Brooks]

Liberals after the crude oil crash:

 

[volfanjustin]

What an ad. Wow not a good look for polident Pelosi

 

[0nelilreb]

Hot Mike....truth shines until the lights come on and the actors act.

We are going to undercover a lot of bullsh!t numbers when this thing is over , from all over the country .

 

[BowlBrother85]

I fully expect at some y President Obama blamed George W Bush for his endorsement of Senator O'Biden

This post makes no sense.

 

[0nelilreb]

These are the people making laws in our country, they are openly celebrating the fall of our economy and loss of jobs

AOC celebrates oil crash in now-deleted tweet: 'You absolutely love to see it'

You know, for somebody that has an economics degree ... smh , I don’t even have to say it , we all know .

 

[1972 Grad]

This post makes no sense.

It depends upon what the meaning of "y" is.

 

[volbeast33]

I don't remember that, but I do remember Al Gore calling himself "the father of the internet" in 2000 and Republicans had a field day with it. George W. Bush even used it as a jab in one of their debates with this line: "The man (Gore) not only invented the internet, but he also must have invented the calculator," when Bush was accusing Gore of using "fuzzy math". Republicans really took Gore to task for his hyperbole, exaggerations and embellishments and now they have a President who does much of the same thing, while they stay silent.

First day in politics?

 

[vols40]

This post makes no sense.

I fully expect President Obama to blame George W Bush for his endorsement of Senator O'Biden.

 

[Offset Eye]

It's terrible but we cant torpedoe the world for it.

Isolation does not reduce the deaths, just spreads them out over time

Concise and to the point. This whole thread can stop with this post. Spot on...

 

[DC_Vol]

You sure about that? I just work here, but tend to defer to PhD level guys like Fauci.

Despite his fancy paperwork, Fauci has been all over the map on this. He’s just been blown whichever direction the COVID breeze blew.

I’m not sure why you would put much stock into Fauci’s words.

 

[volbeast33]

Despite his fancy paperwork, Fauci has been all over the map on this. He’s just been blown whichever direction the COVID breeze blew.

I’m not sure why you would put much stock into Fauci’s words.

Yep..... he has not been right about anything

 

[DC_Vol]

Riddle me this........
The three people you love most are detained in a room with two doors. One door lets you leave and the other door will trigger an explosive that will kill one of them,, maim one of the them, and leave the other unharmed.
They add a safe exit door every week.
So you have a 50% chance of picking the correct door in week one, a 67% chance in week two, a 75% chance in week three, etc...
There is a lessening increase in the probability of selecting a safe exit each week but there will never be a 100% guarantee of a safe exit. You have to select when they leave and by which door.

When do you tell them to leave?

Leave before any new doors are introduced.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Riddle me this...

Shark eats Mrs. Kitner's kid on a raft. Everyone runs out of the water.

Where's the shark now?

Blown up sir!

 

[luthervol]

Leave before any new doors are introduced.

Odd choice.

 

[DC_Vol]

Odd choice.

I believe it’s statistically the correct one.