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[Sandman 423]

I wonder if people will continue to eat Chinese food? I've told people for years they are crazy for doing so.

I am calling in some as soon as they reopen.

 

[zeppelin128]

Not terrible, at least its something. We're never gonna do anything ever again here in Virginia, like ever ever ever ever, unless of course you would like to buy a vibrator or dildo because the sex shops are open

Gotta keep the essentials open: sex shop, weed shop, liquor store.

 

[Stew Cook]

Is general toes the club footed cousin of general Tso?

 

[Franklin Pierce]

MI Gov. Whitmer: Reopen Demonstrations ‘Force Us to Stay’ in Shutdown Posture Longer

JEFF POOR 23 Apr 2020

Thursday on MSNBC, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-MI) spoke out against the “reopen” protests in her state and claimed they could prolong the state’s shutdown.

Whitmer argued her actions were justified in that her state’s the tenth-most populous but had the third-highest death rate.

MI Gov. Whitmer: Reopen Demonstrations 'Force Us to Stay' in Shutdown Posture Longer

 

[davethevol]

MI Gov. Whitmer: Reopen Demonstrations ‘Force Us to Stay’ in Shutdown Posture Longer

JEFF POOR 23 Apr 2020

Thursday on MSNBC, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-MI) spoke out against the “reopen” protests in her state and claimed they could prolong the state’s shutdown.

Whitmer argued her actions were justified in that her state’s the tenth-most populous but had the third-highest death rate.

MI Gov. Whitmer: Reopen Demonstrations 'Force Us to Stay' in Shutdown Posture Longer

She keeps that up and people are going to take physical action.

 

[volinbham]

How so?

They're projected deaths have been (as the article Mick posted) an order of magnitude higher than the other models. They haven't been close to right.

 

[Sandman 423]

Yeah but were just not sure that its chicken, you know, meat and ain't meat

As long as they cook it, I'll eat it.

 

[Franklin Pierce]

I am calling in some as soon as they reopen.

Watched a news report a few years ago about a Chinese restaurant in the U.S. that had a rope strung across their outdoors patio in the back of the restaurant, with dead animals hanging from the rope. Summertime and flies all over the animals.

That Chinese food was served to their customers.

 

[volinbham]

Well, I won’t keep you waiting:

When I see sequential posts from otherwise articulate posters with sentences that look like these, I assume the poster is exceptionally wee wee’d off and the adrenaline is making them sloppy. And then I laugh.

Will await your denial before I commence.

you are a strange person.

my mood is decidedly different than you imply but you knew I'd say that right?

enjoy your laugh, I'm picturing the Reefer Madness guy.

 

[OHvol40]

They're projected deaths have been (as the article Mick posted) an order of magnitude higher than the other models. They haven't been close to right.

Gotcha

 

[VolStrom]

I wonder if people will continue to eat Chinese food? I've told people for years they are crazy for doing so.

I ordered bat for dinner tonight, it was a little dry.

 

[DC_Vol]

https://nypost.com/2020/04/23/woman-wakes-up-in-body-bag-after-being-pronounced-dead-by-doctor/

Woman Wakes Up in Body Bag after being Pronounced Dead by Doctor

My wife tried to pull this **** on me once.

 

[DC_Vol]

I ordered bat for dinner tonight, it was a little dry.

There’s a reason you should always get your bats from the wet market.

 

[Sandman 423]

Watched a news report a few years ago about a Chinese restaurant in the U.S. that had a rope strung across their outdoors patio in the back of the restaurant, with dead animals hanging from the rope. Summertime and flies all over the animals.

That Chinese food was served to their customers.

You have to age the meat, right?

 

[DC_Vol]

Look, its volnation!

This is perfect.

 

[GVF]

I'm going to give it another week, everybody and their damn brother will flood restaurants next week. The sushi withdrawals have been real though, first restaurant I'm going to after everyone chills out.

You can get fresh made sushi at Kroger.

 

[VolStrom]

I went to a market in Peru a few years ago that had every dead animal you could imagine in it. My God it was disgusting. Animals with their heads staring at you and this went on for a mile or more. Be thankful for where you live.

 

[McDad]

I wonder if people will continue to eat Chinese food? I've told people for years they are crazy for doing so.

I need my MSG.

 

[GVF]

Watched a news report a few years ago about a Chinese restaurant in the U.S. that had a rope strung across their outdoors patio in the back of the restaurant, with dead animals hanging from the rope. Summertime and flies all over the animals.

That Chinese food was served to their customers.

Local lore in my town back in GA was about the dead cat skeletons in the alley behind the Chinese eatery. We ate there a bit too. His fried rice has spoiled my wife on everyone else's. No one but George makes it to suit her. Lot to be said for good fried rice. Super nice family, but a Chinese man named George?

 

[Orangeburst]

I hope it works, and if not that, something else. I’m ready for people to stop getting sick and myself getting a haircut and back to work.

People politicizing this on both sides are being stupid, and Trump isn’t helping matters by stoking the fire.

Go retro 70’s on the hair. The music was good and everybody was cool.

 

[GVF]

I went to a market in Peru a few years ago that had every dead animal you could imagine in it. My God it was disgusting. Animals with their heads staring at you and this went on for a mile or more. Be thankful for where you live.

spent a couple summers in the Phillipines in College. Mostly around Manila. Never went to one of those markets, and probably didn't want to. But, we sure did eat some fantastic food. Dad did eat one of those eggs they bury in the ground there. He was one never to offend when offered local delicacies on his travels. Good thing I wasn't along when he did try the weird stuff. I would have said no even if I wasn't supposed to. No telling what he ate in Africa.

 

[GVF]

You have to age the meat, right?

Dry aging, open air market style. Who needs the cool, dry space.

 

[Hunerwadel]

Gotta give props to the French when they get pissed, protesting for them is as natural as eating a baguette.

My God!!! They were setting trash cans on fire. The horror.

 

[Matt2496]

Joni Ernst: Eliminate U.S. Taxpayer Funding of Wuhan Lab, Chinese Wet Markets

SEAN MORAN 23 Apr 2020

Sen. Joni Ernst (R-IA) told Breitbart News Daily about her legislation to eliminate taxpayer funding to “filthy” Chinese wet markets, which are reportedly linked to the novel coronavirus.

Joni Ernst: Eliminate U.S. Taxpayer Funding of Chinese Wet Markets

Kind of baffles me why their authoritarian government doesn't shut down the wet markets.

 

[zeppelin128]

You can get fresh made sushi at Kroger.

Not at my Kroger, sadly.