Memphis People, Chris Jones - What is this?

#76
#76
hmanvolfan said:
There was a butt hurt female Memphis fan that came in here when Tennessee beat Kentucky saying that Cal was sleeping around while he coached Memphis. I asked this other guy I know that is a huge Memphis guy about that and he wouldn't "deny" if that were true. I guess you can add Cal to the serial aldulterers list.
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I had heard the same thing from Memphis fans. There was even a story of Cal bringing his mistress to practice. Sounded too stupid to be true.
 
#77
#77
hatvol96 said:
Whining at all was ill conceived.
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My Dear Mr. Hatvol:

Kindly, I would like to review the causes and effects of your specific agendae, that being the attack on Mr. Pearl as a shnookiemeister.

Either this is because you acquire so very little schnookie (cause: jealousy)

OR

You obtain megaschnookie and fear for yourself and Mr. Pearl the wrath of disease. (cause: humane).

Several gazillion posts to VN has severely limited your schnookie seeking (effect: wasted opportunities) which would lead us back to jealousy

OR

Your gazillion posts to VN are a result of a diseased mind (effect: mental retardation) which would lead us to assume you have no humanity.

It does concern me that this post may strike a lethal blow to your ego, id and overcompensating self-esteem. I prey it does not but oh WTF if it does, eh?

:shaking2:
 
#78
#78
hatvol96 said:
I love it when people whose connections are limited to what Steve Forbes and Matt I Can't Get A Job As Full Time Assistantcrantz tell them claim to know more about the mindset of the coaching community than people like myself and BPV. Keep thonking that boys. That way you can cry when the lies about how we had the Elliot Williams and Josh Selbys in our grasp hurt even more because you have to look at your idols and ask how that happened.
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Haha I am really enjoying people finally realizing you are full of sh!t. I don't know too much about basketball I'll admit that. Still it is so easy to see through all of your conspiracy theories. Well here is one of my own: HatVol is actually John Calipari and BigPapaVol is Jim Calhoun. They each come on here and spew their bull**** in hopes that our fanbase will turn against Bruce Pearl. They want Pearl gone, so they think the easiest way is to start dissent among the Vol faithful. Without Bruce Pearl as our coach, the recruiting process becomes a whole lot easier. I don't know guys it's just something to look into.
 
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#79
#79
hatvol96 said:
Yeah, it's not like rival recruiters make sure the Maeshon Witherspoons of the world know Pearl is the kind of guy who drops the mother of his children for a trophy wife at his first taste of national acclaim. Oh, wait.
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It wouldn't matter to 99% of the recruits if Pearl was a pastor in the Church of Satan if they thought he could get them to the NBA, gained exposure and played for championships.

The fact that you are trying to pass off the idea of single mothers being wary of Pearl because of a trophy wife shows the utter desperation in your agenda.
 
#80
#80
Ari Silverstein said:
My Dear Mr. Hatvol:

Kindly, I would like to review the causes and effects of your specific agendae, that being the attack on Mr. Pearl as a shnookiemeister.

Either this is because you acquire so very little schnookie (cause: jealousy)

OR

You obtain megaschnookie and fear for yourself and Mr. Pearl the wrath of disease. (cause: humane).

Several gazillion posts to VN has severely limited your schnookie seeking (effect: wasted opportunities) which would lead us back to jealousy

OR

Your gazillion posts to VN are a result of a diseased mind (effect: mental retardation) which would lead us to assume you have no humanity.

It does concern me that this post may strike a lethal blow to your ego, id and overcompensating self-esteem. I prey it does not but oh WTF if it does, eh?

:shaking2:
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Yeah, insults from the semiliterate are really damaging to my psyche. When an ass shaking emoticon is the most intelligent part of one's post, it reveals a great deal about the poster.
 
#82
#82
hatvol96 said:
You're a little late with that admission. The complete dearth of intelligence in your previous posts exposed that fact long ago.
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Haha you and anyone else go can look at my previous posts. Never do I make predictions or submit opinions on what I think should be done. About the only reason I visit the basketball forum is to make fun of your stupid a$$.
 
#85
#85
hatvol96 said:
You really are that clueless. Thank you for confirming my opinion of your intelligence. How exactly would one be "semilliterate?"
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You could only read certain words, pretty common actually. I heard 2 out of 10 people are found to be semi-illiterate at the age of 12.
 
#86
#86
Just talked to Bruce and he said that because of the obvious challenges he will face from recruiting the basketball playing sons of single mothers, he will now focus on players that are either being raised by single fathers, players adopted by two gay fathers and/or eunuchs, kids from the orphanage and aliens with no belly buttons posing as humans. This should eradicate any preconceived bias against him by single mothers that obviously will look at his own children and see what a terrible parent he himself has been...

P.S. He'll also recruit the sons of potential second trophy wives...
 
#88
#88
I don't know what the issue is here. Hat is not the only guy who was talking about a big negative push by Calipari before Selby decided. That was floating around the net for days. If he did it once, it is not at all far-fetched to assume he did it more than once.
 
#89
#89
hatvol96 said:
Given the almost universal hatred of his two oldest children expressed by people on here who have encountered them, I'm not sure that would help.
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I personally hate Stephen Pearl for having the audacity to call someone else a douchebag.
 
#90
#90
emainvol said:
I personally hate Stephen Pearl for having the audacity to call someone else a douchebag.
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The only real interaction I've had with Pearl's kids was complimenting Jaqui on her national anthem one night. Their box is the next section over from my seats. They seem decent enough. However, I don't remember anyone on here who has dealt with them having anything positive to say.
 
#91
#91
hatvol96 said:
The only real interaction I've had with Pearl's kids was complimenting Jaqui on her national anthem one night. Their box is the next section over from my seats. They seem decent enough. However, I don't remember anyone on here who has dealt with them having anything positive to say.
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I have only heard from folks who say they have run into him on the strip acting like a complete tool and someone who said that Stevie called him a douchebag. He apparently likes to run his mouth a bit and is full of himself. I can see that rubbing a bunch of folks the wrong way seeing as how 99% of the free world can claim a better jumpshot.
 
#92
#92
Gcrop said:
Cowboy is coaching the Memphis Magic 17U team. Adonis is the only hold over from last year's team I think (Crawford, Jackson, Black all left for obvious reasons).
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Interesting. Thomas is also listed on the roster of M33M which is coached by Eric Thomas and the elder Bobby Parks.

This is a different AAU squad altogether from the other you mentioned. To my knowledge it is funded by Mike Miller (M33M is his initials and #) and run by a cousin of his. I believe they are the same ones that ran the recent Jack Jones game at the forum.
 
#94
#94
GoVols2003 said:
Interesting. Thomas is also listed on the roster of M33M which is coached by Eric Thomas and the elder Bobby Parks.

This is a different AAU squad altogether from the other you mentioned. To my knowledge it is funded by Mike Miller (M33M is his initials and #) and run by a cousin of his. I believe they are the same ones that ran the recent Jack Jones game at the forum.
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Yea, I haven't heard anything from/of M33M lately. Maybe that is more of a summer team? I am not sure and just guessing there.

Here is an article from the Real Deal in the Rock from last week. TN Prep Hoops - Memphis Magic Open Real Deal with a Win
 
#95
#95
Gcrop said:
Yea, I haven't heard anything from/of M33M lately. Maybe that is more of a summer team? I am not sure and just guessing there.

Here is an article from the Real Deal in the Rock from last week. TN Prep Hoops - Memphis Magic Open Real Deal with a Win
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I think that you may be right on that front with regards to the summer team after seeing that.

I know that the M33M guys have been putting on some showcase tournaments and ran a high school tournament back in December that is supposed to bring in a lot of top flight, ranked high school teams next year.

Do you coach anywhere around here or just a informed fan?
 
#96
#96
emainvol said:
I don't know what the issue is here. Hat is not the only guy who was talking about a big negative push by Calipari before Selby decided. That was floating around the net for days. If he did it once, it is not at all far-fetched to assume he did it more than once.
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I don't doubt that Calipari is doing all he can to derail Pearl's recruiting. He is the Kentucky coach and the two aren't known to exchange Christmas cards. I also know negative recruiting is part of the game.

The part I find absurd is the idea that other coaches are so vehement in their hatred of Pearl that they will partake in sabotaging UT's recruiting in their free time. I think hat wants people to believe this because they will see Pearl as a liability to UT. In reality, while I can believe that Pearl may not have a lot of friends in the coaching ranks (although I'm sure he's got more than hat is willing to admit), I don't believe coaches care enough to mess with his recruiting at all costs, as he suggests.
 
#97
#97
Unimane said:
I don't doubt that Calipari is doing all he can to derail Pearl's recruiting. He is the Kentucky coach and the two aren't known to exchange Christmas cards. I also know negative recruiting is part of the game.

The part I find absurd is the idea that other coaches are so vehement in their hatred of Pearl that they will partake in sabotaging UT's recruiting in their free time. I think hat wants people to believe this because they will see Pearl as a liability to UT. In reality, while I can believe that Pearl may not have a lot of friends in the coaching ranks (although I'm sure he's got more than hat is willing to admit), I don't believe coaches care enough to mess with his recruiting at all costs, as he suggests.
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Anyone that has played, worked, or covered (as in a journalist, etc.) a Major D1 like UT knows that what Hat is saying, is very likely. Recruiting in D1, especially in Football and Basketball, is a dirty game.
 
#98
#98
GoVols2003 said:
Anyone that has played, worked, or covered (as in a journalist, etc.) a Major D1 like UT knows that what Hat is saying, is very likely. Recruiting in D1, especially in Football and Basketball, is a dirty game.
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I'm failing to see how dropping "Tennessee has produced more felons than NBAers under Bruce Pearl" or "you should get a load of the broad Pearl ditched his wife for" into a conversation with a recruit's family requires much effort. It's not like they have spend their entire hour talking about Pearl to get their point across.
 
#100
#100
GoVols2003 said:
I think that you may be right on that front with regards to the summer team after seeing that.

I know that the M33M guys have been putting on some showcase tournaments and ran a high school tournament back in December that is supposed to bring in a lot of top flight, ranked high school teams next year.

Do you coach anywhere around here or just a informed fan?
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Just a fan that tries to stay as informed as possible. I came through high school when the prep scene was at one of it's peaks (like it is now), in the mid 90's. My senior year was one of the better classes with Kenny Dye (classmate at Bolton), Rick Houston, Robert O'Kelley, Tony Harris, Snap Hunter, Marcus Moody, Cory Bradford, etc.

The Bolton-Bartlett games were unbelievable during my time there and both made it to the state tourney in '97.
 
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