I say that we kill two birds with one stone.
If homosexuals are going to be allowed to openly serve in the military, they should be able to not only do so immediately, but should be afforded the same rights, protections and accommodations which their heterosexual counterparts now enjoy. However, it will be years before the modern military is properly prepared to provide them with such equitable accommodations (i.e. berthing quarters, heads / latrines, etc.).
In the interim, while these preparations for their full integration are made, why not form an intra-service military task force who's single objective was to effectively secure our borders.....and which would be comprised entirely of those homosexual members of our military who would volunteer for such service.
This would produce several positive benefits for all involved, including:
As a same-sexual preference unit, it would be far easier - and faster - for the military to provide appropriate accommodations. In doing so, the military would naturally begin to better understand the unique challenges and pitfalls which will be required in the full integration of homosexuals into the, "mainstream" military establishment.
Homosexuals will not only be available for immediate service in this unit, but both they and the military will be afforded with a, "safe harbor" until the necessary preparations for their full integration, are made. Simply, it would be a better - and safer - option, for all involved.
If our borders are to be effectively secured, a a sustainable and full-scale military operation will likely be required. Such would provide homosexuals (and proponents of their open service) with a much-needed (and highly publicized) opportunity to prove themselves capable of doing so. Should they successfully complete this objective, it would be difficult - even for the most staunchly opposed to their service - to continue to believe that they would be unable to do so, once fully integrated.
For those active or reserve duty members of the military who oppose the integration of homosexuals into the "mainstream" military, this interim period would provide them with both a necessary and finite timeframe to transition out of the military before homosexuals are fully integrated.
For BHO - its the best of all worlds. You would appease the overwhelming majority of Americans who want the border to be secured, and in doing so would force their complicit endorsement of homosexuals being allowed to openly serve. Essentially, if you want the borders closed, it will be done with homosexual members of the military. If you don't want them to serve - then stop saying that you want the border to be secured, because that's the easiest means toward accomplishing it.
The Latino / Hispanic groups in America (legal or not) are certainly a formidable group who BHO cannot afford to either overlook or underestimate. Without question, they would vociferously oppose the closing of the border. However, even their most ardent and sustained protests would pale in comparison to the overwhelming approval which he would receive from both the millions who want the border effectively secured, and the homosexual community, at large. And what long-term harm would really be done between the DNC and the Latino / Hispanic community? Do you think that they would then suddenly start voting Republican? Not likely.
Finally, while the outmanned and under-funded Border Patrol cannot secure the border themselves, it's reasonable to assume that they could maintain it, once secured, especially considering the amount of established resources which would not only remain (i.e. infrastructure, equipment, strategies, physical barriers, etc.), but which would endure long after the original homosexual units had left, after being fully integrated into the mainstream military.
Gays on the border sounds like a win for all-involved, if you ask me.
I apologize to those who have read all of this, all the while waiting on a punch-line that never came, and who are now disappointed in its absence.