Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[McDad]

My favorite day to not go out and drink.

I'd pay good money to see any f*ckwit who orders a car bomb to try the same thing in Ireland.

You can always tell the authentic Irish from the posers on St Pats and it is high-larious.

Real descendants, like me, ALWAYS order their whiskey with a splash of Lucky Charms.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[hog88]

Irish are just Scottish wannabes.

 

[Grand Vol]

Irish are just Scottish wannabes.

What about Scotch-Irish?

 

[McDad]

Irish are just Scottish wannabes.

 

[McDad]

What about Scotch-Irish?

Dirty, filthy half-breeds.

 

[hog88]

What about Scotch-Irish?

1 drop rule....

I like the Irish, they hate the English almost as much as the Scotts.

 

[Weezer]

I named my balls William and Wallace because they enjoy their freedom.

 

[luthervol]

I named my balls William and Wallace because they enjoy their freedom.

My paternal grandfather's first name was William and his middle name was Wallace. He was about as Scottish as it gets.

 

[hog88]

My paternal grandfather's first name was William and his middle name was Wallace. He was about as Scottish as it gets.

NM

 

[luthervol]

NM

Restraint? You feeling ok?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Certainly wasn't me. You know how I feel about Guinness to start with so I'm certainly not ordering one of those.

I think I'm one of the only people of Irish decent that refused to drink Guinness in Ireland.

Do you hate stouts or just ****** stouts?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

You can always tell the authentic Irish from the posers on St Pats and it is high-larious.

Real descendants, like me, ALWAYS order their whiskey with a splash of Lucky Charms.

I hate you so gourddamned much

 

[DancingOutlaw]

I hate you so gourddamned much

How is adding Lucky Charms any different than adding simple syrup?

I'll wait.

 

[Grand Vol]

Do you hate stouts or just ****** stouts?

Haven't found one I've ever cared for that much. New Belgium 1554 is about the only one I can tolerate and it's not really a "stout." Tried one micro in Cali (don't ask the name, I don't remember) that was potable, but not much more than that.

 

[McDad]

I hate you so gourddamned much

Your hate sustains me, nourishes me, it provides fulfillment in my drab existence.

Smooches.

 

[McDad]

How is adding Lucky Charms any different than adding simple syrup?

I'll wait.

Oh no, you di'int.

 

[Grand Vol]

How is adding Lucky Charms any different than adding simple syrup?

I'll wait.

Because they're magically delicious.

 

[LouderVol]

How is adding Lucky Charms any different than adding simple syrup?

I'll wait.

Not to speak for dink but I would imagine either of the following being a possible objection:

1. A stout isnt supposed to be sweet.
2. Alcohol purity laws may be about the only law of man dink somewhat respects.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Not to speak for dink but I would imagine either of the following being a possible objection:

1. A stout isnt supposed to be sweet.
2. Alcohol purity laws may be about the only law of man dink somewhat respects.

I have nothing to add to this. Cheers.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

How is adding Lucky Charms any different than adding simple syrup?

I'll wait.

High fructose ain't so simple.

 

[Grand Vol]

Well, coaching search begins for OU Women's basketball.

Guess I should polish up my resume.

 

[hog88]

Well, coaching search begins for OU Women's basketball.

Guess I should polish up my resume.

If you need a reference let me know.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Well, coaching search begins for OU Women's basketball.

Guess I should polish up my resume.

I see Sherri Coale retired. I wonder why? She's still quite young at 56. Tired of it I suppose.
Coale has been coaching there for 25 years ...... 1996-2021.

 

[Grand Vol]

Why? Did Sherri Coale retire or sumpin?

Sherri Coale

"Retired"

I'd imagine it was "move on or be moved on."