Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[hog88]

I've purchased my last two cars I'm driving now from the pictures online. Jot down the information that's listed on there offered by the dealership (if local) then I drive over there to see the car I'd like to buy.... always used cars.

I’ve done that several times, just never have purchased a vehicle without seeing it in person first.

 

[McDad]

That blue looks good on me doesn't it?

I find it more slimming than black.

Agree. You look to be a very svelte 345.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

If that's really you in your avatar, then I'd say you have a chubby fettish. lol.

I do actually... I’m a confirmed chubby chaser...

 

[hog88]

I do actually... I’m a confirmed chubby chaser...

Stay away from Louder

 

[McDad]

I do actually... I’m a confirmed chubby chaser...

The best part about chasing chubbies is we can't run away very fast, or very far. Plus we will need some food quickly to replenish our calories burned.

Soft targets.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

The best part about chasing chubbies is we can't run away very fast, or very far. Plus we will need some food quickly to replenish our calories burned.

Soft targets.

Easy prey...

 

[ETV]

The best part about chasing chubbies is we can't run away very fast, or very far. Plus we will need some food quickly to replenish our calories burned.

Soft targets.

 

[LouderVol]

Stay away from Louder

I am down right to 200 now.

 

[MercyPercy]

Did you get to see the truck in person or was it all online? I’ve never purchased a vehicle that way but it seems like that’s what it’s moving too.

All online. If it's not what you wanted you get like a week to return it for a full refund.

 

[GVF]

Easy prey...

And it only takes an extra 15 pounds for you to be treated like goddesses because of the "mismatch." The ultimate reward is an attractive, super cool chubby chaser.

 

[NurseGoodVol]

Someone mentioned it almost being summer time and since y’all like to talk about cars... Here’s some topless car washers for your viewing pleasure... View attachment 359004

Oh mylanta... my eyes!!!

 

[NurseGoodVol]

I knew this would pop up eventually, a little prestadigitation when it was made.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

And it only takes an extra 15 pounds for you to be treated like goddesses because of the "mismatch." The ultimate reward is an attractive, super cool chubby chaser.

*an attractive, super cool chubby chaser that will treat the chosen chubs like a king as long as she retains her queen status.

 

[GVF]

*an attractive, super cool chubby chaser that will treat the chosen chubs like a king as long as she retains her queen status.

Definition of chubby verses "rotund" - May or may not can see tips of own toes standing straight, but still able to see hot chicks toes at 1 foot range.

 

[NurseGoodVol]

*an attractive, super cool chubby chaser that will treat the chosen chubs like a king as long as she retains her queen status.

I have to say you have a point, never wanted to jump anything that was gonna bruise me.

 

[GVF]

I have to say you have a point, never wanted to jump anything that was gonna bruise me.

3 easy rules to live by:
If you can grab any portion of the back porch without feeling bones, in each hand at same time from a front facing embrace, she's safe.

If you can look at her, totally sober, and get a warm fuzzy feeling, that's icing on the cake.

If the back porch has a nice smooth swing to it, you struck gold.

 

[GVF]

*an attractive, super cool chubby chaser that will treat the chosen chubs like a king as long as she retains her queen status.

Right about now, you're requests for PM's are probably going haywire. lol.

 

[Grand Vol]

Right about now, you're requests for PM's are probably going haywire. lol.

Yeah, you trait don't want to know how she talks IRL lol

 

[GVF]

Yeah, you trait don't want to know how she talks IRL lol

I do like your posting. But, you put a little Biden into that one. ???

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Definition of chubby verses "rotund" - May or may not can see tips of own toes standing straight, but still able to see hot chicks toes at 1 foot range.

I’m all for chubby, but not my 500lb life...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Right about now, you're requests for PM's are probably going haywire. lol.

Pretty sure @Grand Vol keeps scaring them all away... Apparently, I have a minder....

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Yeah, you trait don't want to know how she talks IRL lol

I’m not sure what your implying?? Could go either way... lmao

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I have to say you have a point, never wanted to jump anything that was gonna bruise me.

Or anything I felt like like I could break or damage... I like em sturdy!!!

 

[Grand Vol]

Could go either way...

Yes, your comments normally can lol

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Yes, your comments normally can lol

Just how I like it.