Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Grand Vol]

Pretty sure @Grand Vol keeps scaring them all away... Apparently, I have a minder....

They are disabled on this site.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

They are disabled on this site.

Thank goodness for small favors... I like jokes, not complications.

 

[Grand Vol]

Thank goodness for small favors... I like jokes, not complications.

You're already complicated because you're a woman.

<You're about to say "no, I'm not">

Yes, every one of you are.

<You're about to type "but I'm not like other women!">

All women say that which complicates things even more...

<You're mad because you know it's true>

I know...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Yeah, you trait don't want to know how she talks IRL lol

Also, on that note, I’m trying to behave (for a change) and let them warm up to me a little at a time before I just start making people feel awkward and uncomfortable... or slightly aroused and intrigued when I’m feeling feisty and flirty... (no harm, no foul... I know where home is)

 

[SumSoonerChick]

You're already complicated because you're a woman.

<You're about to say "no, I'm not">

Yes, every one of you are.

<You're about to type "but I'm not like other women!">

All women say that which complicates things even more...

<You're mad because you know it's true>

I know...

I know I’m complicated. My therapist told me so...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

You're already complicated because you're a woman.

<You're about to say "no, I'm not">

Yes, every one of you are.

<You're about to type "but I'm not like other women!">

All women say that which complicates things even more...

<You're mad because you know it's true>

I know...

Oh and also....

 

[Grand Vol]

I know I’m complicated. My therapist told me so...

I'll ask the Bearded One when I see him.

Speaking of, you two still interested in that thing we talked about a couple of weeks ago?

 

[Grand Vol]

Oh and also.... View attachment 359069

What ass?

 

[Orangeburst]

I’ve done that several times, just never have purchased a vehicle without seeing it in person first.

I did it with my last purchase. Had to pay shipping cost of $600 from Florida whether I purchased or not. Gamble, so you gotta do your homework. It was low mileage with 10K and I took it to my shop before I purchased.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I'll ask the Bearded One when I see him.

Speaking of, you two still interested in that thing we talked about a couple of weeks ago?

He knows I’m complicated, but he’ll tell you I’m worth it...
Yes, definitely. We are.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

What ass?

Don’t pretend like you haven’t checked it out before... It’s all good. I don’t blame you. I mean I know it’s not massive, because it’s real and I’m white, but it’s still pretty nice.

 

[Weezer]

I'll ask the Bearded One when I see him.

Speaking of, you two still interested in that thing we talked about a couple of weeks ago?

He knows I’m complicated, but he’ll tell you I’m worth it...
Yes, definitely. We are.

Sounds like a threesome is in the works. Congrats.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Sounds like a threesome is in the works. Congrats.

Yeah, that’s a hard pass for 2 reasons. 1) naked dudes should never be in a room together with an erection unless they are gay and then I’m not interested. 2. I don’t play well with others, I’m greedy!

 

[Grand Vol]

Yeah, that’s a hard pass for 2 reasons. 1) naked dudes should never be in a room together with an erection unless they are gay and then I’m not interested. 2. I don’t play well with others, I’m greedy!

Weez tries to live his life vicariously through others.

 

[Weezer]

Yeah, that’s a hard pass for 2 reasons. 1) naked dudes should never be in a room together with an erection unless they are gay and then I’m not interested. 2. I don’t play well with others, I’m greedy!

You really shouldn't judge GV for liking bearded men.

 

[Weezer]

Weez tries to live his life vicariously through others.

Tries? I'm quite successful at it. What else is the internet for?

 

[SumSoonerChick]

You really shouldn't judge GV for liking bearded men.

Can’t say that I would blame him, if he were of that persuasion... Bearded men are the absolute best!!!!

 

[Grand Vol]

Tries? I'm quite successful at it. What else is the internet for?

Uh, porn, bootleg music, VN...

That about covers it.

 

[Weezer]

Uh, porn, bootleg music, VN...

That about covers it.

Isn't that living vicariously through others? Especially porn.

 

[Grand Vol]

Isn't that living vicariously through others? Especially porn.

Not when I'm the star.

 

[Weezer]

Can’t say that I would blame him, if he were of that persuasion... Bearded men are the absolute best!!!!

 

[Weezer]

Not when I'm the star.

Grand Vol with grandiose thinking.

 

[Grand Vol]

Grand Vol with grandiose thinking.

I got tired of being treated like a piece of meat, women throwing themselves at me, the one night stands...

I just wanted to be able to cuddle and not have to make the walk of shame the next morning.

 

[McDad]

I'll ask the Bearded One when I see him.

Speaking of, you two still interested in that thing we talked about a couple of weeks ago?

It's only gay if they touch, Grand. Yall pervs have fun.

 

[Weezer]

I got tired of being treated like a piece of meat, women throwing themselves at me, the one night stands...

I just wanted to be able to cuddle and not have to make the walk of shame the next morning.

That is some fantasy life the internet has given you. And I thought I was the one living vicariously through others? You win.