Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Orangeburst]

We had an overhead door company out 4 times in the last 3 years. Some of those that caused the damage, asked me to let them begin operating cranes. All I was able to do is respond with "you're joking, right?"

Anyone who has ever moved, knows how to manipulate a sofa thru a small opening. Good drivin skilz for the FT driver as he did not miss a beat.

 

[midnight orange]

In all seriousness, if we wanted a National Anthem that describes America as it is as opposed to the current National Anthem that describes an idolized America that no longer exists (applies to both Republicans and Democrats), I’d propose Cult of Personality by Living Colour.

“And during the few moments that we have left we wanna talk right down to earth in a language, that everybody here can easily understand

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be

I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your TV
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three

I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the cult of personality
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of personality”

 

[VolStrom]

In all seriousness, if we wanted a National Anthem that describes America as it is as opposed to the current National Anthem that describes an idolized America that no longer exists (applies to both Republicans and Democrats), I’d propose Cult of Personality by Living Colour.

“And during the few moments that we have left we wanna talk right down to earth in a language, that everybody here can easily understand

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be

I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your TV
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three

I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the cult of personality
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of personality”

Here's the cliff notes for the reading challenged:

 

[ETV]

Sounds like you gave them a second chance anyways. Good on you.

Yes. Destroying a door doesn't equal immediate termination. I gave them sh*t detail for a week.

 

[RavinDave]

I like the break it half option.

This was what I suggested to the old AA feller driving the truck with the crappy load of conduit blocking my drums.

I was on the verge of bringing my 2nd forklift into action but he showed me a thing or two.

We had a pretty good time in spite of the hassle.

 

[DC_Vol]

Fisticuffs at the Waffle House.

I’m in.

 

[VolStrom]

Yes. Destroying a door doesn't equal immediate termination. I gave them sh*t detail for a week.

I remember why we went away from metal doors to fabric doors now.

 

[clarksvol00]

I’m in.

If you get there before me, order me a bacon, egg, and cheese on Texas toast and double order of hashbrowns scattered, smothered, and covered. I like to eat before a rumble.

 

[VolStrom]

If you get there before me, order me a bacon, egg, and cheese on Texas toast and double order of hashbrowns scattered, smothered, and covered. I like to eat before a rumble.

LOL!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

If you get there before me, order me a bacon, egg, and cheese on Texas toast and double order of hashbrowns scattered, smothered, and covered. I like to eat before a rumble.

Want some shine with that sir?

 

[DC_Vol]

If you get there before me, order me a bacon, egg, and cheese on Texas toast and double order of hashbrowns scattered, smothered, and covered. I like to eat before a rumble.

I can’t even fight with you now. That’s my go to order.

 

[clarksvol00]

I can’t even fight with you now. That’s my go to order.

Occasionally circumstances may call for adding peppers to the hashbrowns.

 

[Carl Pickens]

In all seriousness, if we wanted a National Anthem that describes America as it is as opposed to the current National Anthem that describes an idolized America that no longer exists (applies to both Republicans and Democrats), I’d propose Cult of Personality by Living Colour.

“And during the few moments that we have left we wanna talk right down to earth in a language, that everybody here can easily understand

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be

I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your TV
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three

I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the cult of personality
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of personality”

The first time I heard this song I thought he was saying I’m the coked up personality

 

[zeppelin128]

 

[LouderVol]

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Always remember how dumb the average American is. And then realize that almost half are dumber than that.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[SumSoonerChick]

 

[AM64]

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Is it a really bad sign if you can put your hands on one?

 

[VolStrom]

Is it a really bad sign if you can put your hands on one?

If you still own a "TV set", then yes.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

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[Grand Vol]

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I hope you will tell me what it's like being as old as you are.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I ran across one of these mofos back when I'd go squirrel hunting in woods .. som bitch is big as a tarantula ..

 

[AM64]

I ran across one of these mofos back when I'd go squirrel hunting in woods .. som bitch is big as a tarantula ..

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Pretty in an obscenely horrific kind of way.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I hope you will tell me what it's like being as old as you are.

Are we basing calculations off of actual age or experience because I can’t help it if I’m more experienced than you...

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Enjoy this music marvel .....