Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Grand Vol]

Are we basing calculations off of actual age or experience because I can’t help it if I’m more experienced than you...

There are so many directions I could take this, but I won't...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

There are so many directions I could take this, but I won't...

...

 

[AM64]

There are so many directions I could take this, but I won't...

Probably a good move; she knows where you live. You fired a shot across the bow, and she answered with a measured broadside. Pun intended BTW.

 

[Grand Vol]

Probably a good move; she knows where you live. You fired a shot across the bow, and she answered with a measured broadside. Pun intended BTW.

No, she doesn't know where I live thankfully.

And her house is too far for me to drive anyway. I thought I lived in BFE, but she's got me beat.

 

[hog88]

No, she doesn't know where I live thankfully.

And her house is too far for me to drive anyway. I thought I lived in BFE, but she's got me beat.

Smart.

 

[LouderVol]

Worst pizza I ever had.

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[SumSoonerChick]

No, she doesn't know where I live thankfully.

And her house is too far for me to drive anyway. I thought I lived in BFE, but she's got me beat.

I have better things to do than harass you in person anyway...

 

[Grand Vol]

I have better things to do than harass you in person anyway...

I'd have locked the doors if I wasn't expecting my gas stipend...

 

[Grand Vol]

I have better things to do than harass you in person anyway...

I'm still thinking of firing that stupid sh!thead...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I'd have locked the doors if I wasn't expecting my gas stipend...

Do I scare you that much?

 

[hog88]

Do I scare you that much?

AF guy

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I'm still thinking of firing that stupid sh!thead...

Not worth the effort... He’ll work his way out the door eventually anyway...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

No, she doesn't know where I live thankfully.

And her house is too far for me to drive anyway. I thought I lived in BFE, but she's got me beat.

See, and here I was just about to invite you over for the 89ers Day celebrations in a few weeks... it’s a big time for a small town!

 

[Grand Vol]

Do I scare you that much?

The only scary thing is when you breeze in wearing booty shorts.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

The only scary thing is when you breeze in wearing booty shorts.

I can see how that might cause a certain reaction... not the one your professing though...

 

[marcusluvsvols]

In all seriousness, if we wanted a National Anthem that describes America as it is as opposed to the current National Anthem that describes an idolized America that no longer exists (applies to both Republicans and Democrats), I’d propose Cult of Personality by Living Colour.

“And during the few moments that we have left we wanna talk right down to earth in a language, that everybody here can easily understand

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be

I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your TV
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three

I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the cult of personality
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of
I'm the cult of personality”

Here's the cliff notes for the reading challenged:

Been gone a bit and come back to this brilliance. Great tune, and thought.

 

[Grand Vol]

Been gone a bit and come back to this brilliance. Great tune, and thought.

Be careful, Marcus. We've got a liberal woman in this thread now.

 

[Orangeburst]

Been gone a bit and come back to this brilliance. Great tune, and thought.

Like rock has been dead for black audiences for decades. I saw Ozzy in like 1981 in Bham and the audience was like 30% black.

 

[VolStrom]

No, she doesn't know where I live thankfully.

And her house is too far for me to drive anyway. I thought I lived in BFE, but she's got me beat.

I thought both of you lived in Oklahoma, isn't the entire state in BFE?

 

[Grand Vol]

I thought both of you lived in Oklahoma, isn't the entire state in BFE?

Some more than others.

I'm shocked @SumSoonerChick can post pics with that 56K dial up where she lives.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[zeppelin128]

So unless the Zags pull a rabbit out of their ass, is this going to be the most boring national championship game in recent history?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

So unless the Zags pull a rabbit out of their ass, is this going to be the most boring national championship game in recent history?

No joke. It's so weird to see such a thrilling past week end like this.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Some more than others.

I'm shocked @SumSoonerChick can post pics with that 56K dial up where she lives.

Right... I mean we barely have indoor plumbing in these parts...

 

[Carl Pickens]

Are we basing calculations off of actual age or experience because I can’t help it if I’m more experienced than you...

I think I’d like to hear about some of these experiences of which you speak.