Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[volfanhill]

 

[AM64]

Boy oh boy..I ask for help and get nothing. Yall about as useless as tits on a Hog.

The "establishment" didn't like it the last time I suggested a way to avoid ads here. Try searches about private DNS.

 

[AM64]

It’s hotter n damnit out here.

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It's a trap.

 

[Weezer]

Boy oh boy..I ask for help and get nothing. Yall about as useless as tits on a Hog.

Have you ever considered Hog might be proud of his tits? What's with the body-shaming anyway? Not like we call out your vestigial tail, or McDad's third nipple.

 

[Weezer]

The "establishment" didn't like it the last time I suggested a way to avoid ads here. Try searches about private DNS.

private deez nuts?

 

[Carl Pickens]

“I Will Give My All For Tennessee Today” taken next level. Vol fans kickin ass and takin names ... er ... I mean shots.

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Buncha drunk ass hillbillies in Omaha

 

[Carl Pickens]

I know the general rule is no gloves when using any rotating power tool even a drill but going forward I will wear a steel mesh glove on my left hand when using my hand router in a free hand style. This sucks. Need to schedule an appt with hand surgeon to reattach tendons.

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Man, that hurts just looking at it. Now I can’t help envisioning how quickly this happened and how much damage occurred. What does your hand router look like?

 

[Weezer]

So which one of y'all's daughter is the Hawk Tuah girl?

 

[Weezer]

 

[NorthDallas40]

Man, that hurts just looking at it. Now I can help envisioning how quickly this happened and how much damage occurred. What does your hand router look like?

There was a pic a few posts later but here it is again. It’s a trim router. No handles

 

[Orangeburst]

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Buncha drunk ass hillbillies in Omaha

Yeah so!

 

[UT_Dutchman]

A buddy of mine is currently in the line for SRO tickets.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

It saddens me when one of my posts gets deleted and I don’t recall what it was. There was a good chance it was some serious gold.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I know the general rule is no gloves when using any rotating power tool even a drill but going forward I will wear a steel mesh glove on my left hand when using my hand router in a free hand style. This sucks. Need to schedule an appt with hand surgeon to reattach tendons.

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Frankenfinger!!!
Seriously that sucks dude. I hope you heal soon.

 

[Orangeburst]

A buddy of mine is currently in the line for SRO tickets. View attachment 651706

I looked at the weather there and it is supposed to be 98 by Monday.

 

[Orangeburst]

Frankenfinger!!!
Seriously that sucks dude. I hope you heal soon.

they will rebuild him

 

[Vol423]

I'll take pity on you once your temperature tops 111 degrees, the current temperature here at 1:45 in the afternoon. We're expected to hit 113 today.

Daayyuumm! Where you at!

BTW, the official high temp yesterday was 117.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Frankenfinger!!!
Seriously that sucks dude. I hope you heal soon.

Well on the way thx. Already feels much better and I’m off the serious pain killers.

 

[Vol423]

Well on the way thx. Already feels much better and I’m off the serious pain killers.

That’s great news! I’m glad to hear it.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

There was a pic a few posts later but here it is again. It’s a trim router. No handles

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That POS maiming machine would be in a thousand pieces and in a landfill if that was my finger.

Yes, I know it’s not the machines fault and yes, I know that sounds extreme and maybe a bit juvenile, but I’m sensitive when it comes to my appendages and digits. I know me and that MF’r would be no more.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Hopefully this tames the machine of death and maiming. Note the chain mail glove lying in front also. @McDad you’d asked the cause. So I finally got a chance to look at the hole. The material is 1/2” 3 ply plywood. This hole appears to be riddled with knots and non uniform wood grain on one ply all around the hole. Looks like lots of opportunity to hang and jump. With the addition of the larger plate and control handles plus reversing the surface to get into uniform wood I think will help. But even one small jump and I’ll go to the jigsaw to finish.

 

[NorthDallas40]

That POS maiming machine would be in a thousand pieces and in a landfill if that was my finger.

Yes, I know it’s not the machines fault and yes, I know that sounds extreme and maybe a bit juvenile, but I’m sensitive when it comes to my appendages and digits. I know me and that MF’r would be no more.

Look down one post from yours.

 

[UT_Dutchman]

I looked at the weather there and it is supposed to be 98 by Monday.

Yeah not looking forward to that, I may melt.
Go Vols!

 

[Orangeburst]

Yeah not looking forward to that, I may melt.
Go Vols!

We wont need Monday game anyways.