Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Orangeburst]

One Village place residences.

Just a bit west of the northern edge of the lake.

You will fit right in with the Village People

 

[AM64]

Lmao. Fellas.

Had really, really bad day yesterday. Might elaborate some day.

Hope that today and all the rest are better for you.

 

[McDad]

You will fit right in with the Village People

Because I'm so cool. Right???

 

[newokie03]

Because I'm so cool. Right???

 

[Orangeburst]

Because I'm so cool. Right???

the cooliest

 

[newokie03]

Hi all,

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Our goal is 7k to help her husband and family with funeral expenses. Also feel free to share any memories of SaS here.

Thanks all.

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Brought over from the Recruiting Forum. Hope you don't mind @Devo182

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Word!

 

[NorthDallas40]

Lmao. Fellas.

Had really, really bad day yesterday. Might elaborate some day.

I hope it didn’t involve power tools and stitches.

 

[hog88]

I hope it didn’t involve power tools and stitches.

Or power tools and b^tches.

 

[McDad]

I hope it didn’t involve power tools and stitches.

Is Bloodlust still in the garage calling your name? Tempting you for another dance?

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Is Bloodlust still in the garage calling your name? Tempting you for another dance?

The old climb back on the tool that threw you?


Sounds ill advised to me, and quite possibly a little perverted.

 

[hog88]

The old climb back on the tool that threw you?


Sounds ill advised to me, and quite possibly a little perverted.

He's gotta break that tool, show it who's boss no matter how many fingers it costs.

 

[McDad]

The old climb back on the tool that threw you?


Sounds ill advised to me, and quite possibly a little perverted.

Ill-advised perversion is ND40's claim to fame.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

He's gotta break that tool, show it who's boss no matter how many fingers it costs.

8 seconds?

 

[McDad]

He's gotta break that tool, show it who's boss no matter how many fingers it costs.

Correct. It is no longer about completing a task. This is a test of wills. A contest between man and machine and only one can be the victor. Should ND40 die in his battle, he will depart with the joy found in a noble and worthy death.

 

[hog88]

8 seconds?

Of course.

 

[hog88]

Correct. It is no longer about completing a task. This is a test of wills. A contest between man and machine and only one can be the victor. Should ND40 die in his battle, he will the joy of a noble and worthy death.

Pretty much sums it up, is ND40 keeping his balls or does the tool have them now?

 

[NorthDallas40]

Is Bloodlust still in the garage calling your name? Tempting you for another dance?

Finger Bang.. er Bane has been collared and leashed with the new base plate and chain mail glove and im gonna use it one time and run from it

 

[NorthDallas40]

Correct. It is no longer about completing a task. This is a test of wills. A contest between man and machine and only one can be the victor. Should ND40 die in his battle, he will the joy of a noble and worthy death.

Ok let’s simmer down with the possible extreme outcomes.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Pretty much sums it up, is ND40 keeping his balls or does the tool have them now?

They shriveled up and turned to dust long ago

 

[McDad]

Finger Bang.. er Bane has been collared and leashed with the new base plate and chain mail glove and im gonna use it one time and run from it

 

[McDad]

Ok let’s simmer down with the possible extreme outcomes.

Your death, while sad, is a sacrifice we are all willing to make so you can be a man again. You cannot let Bloodlust rule your castle. You must exert dominance.

Unrelated, can I have your boat when if Bloodlust wins?

 

[hog88]

They shriveled up and turned to dust long ago

We knew this but you could at least play along....

 

[hog88]

Your death, while sad, is a sacrifice we are all willing to make so you can be a man again. You cannot let Bloodlust rule your castle. You must exert dominance.

Unrelated, can I have your boat when if Bloodlust wins?

Oh dang, no bashfulness in this. He'd probably rather you play with his widow than his boat.

 

[McDad]

We knew this but you could at least play along....

That's not fair. Studies show the first thing the aged population abandon is frivolity.