Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[McDad]

Tis but a mere flesh wound, such a trivial amount.

Now where’s that checkbook I haven’t used in a dozen years?

Actually, this would bankrupt me, Bidenomics and all that you know. I’ll have to get partisan indicted to be able to fundraise to pay for it.

Bake sales and car washes are popular.

Or you could wash the balls of your golf friends.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Bake sales and car washes are popular.

Or you could was the balls of your golf friends.

I’d rather get indicted.

 

[hog88]

You owe each of us regular OT posters $100 for penalty. It's a rule Freak made years ago.

It’s like the mulligan rules, he owes us a steak dinner.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

It’s like the mulligan rules, he owes us a steak dinner.

That I can take care of. You are each welcome to give me a shout if you’re passing through my area and the beef and brew is on me.

 

[hog88]

That I can take care of. You are each welcome to give me a shout if you’re passing through my area and the beef and brew is on me.

That would require you to tell us your area. I’m sure we wouldn’t all just pile up on a big bus and show up..

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

That would require you to tell us your area. I’m sure we wouldn’t all just pile up on a big bus and show up..

I wouldn’t put anything past you posse of heathens. But, what the hell, the more the merrier and it’d probably be less painful to get it all out of the way at one sitting.

I don’t want to feel like Jeremiah Johnson looking over my shoulder and beating back the attack of one Crow Indian at a time.

“Apaches would send 50 at once”.

- Del

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

That would require you to tell us your area. I’m sure we wouldn’t all just pile up on a big bus and show up..

Tri Cities area in Upper East TN by the way. If you can find Patrick Henry Lake you can find me.

 

[McDad]

It’s like the mulligan rules, he owes us a steak dinner.

This is the second time in 2 weeks I've made an appeal for money and you have countered with food.

You not getting fed enough or something big boy?

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

This is the second time in 2 weeks I've made an appeal for money and you have countered with food.

You not getting fed enough or something big boy?

According to the debate thread ... if things get any worse food will be currency or better. We may need to garden so we can barter taters and maters for a doctors visit.

 

[McDad]

According to the debate thread ... if things get any worse food will be currency or better. We may need to garden so we can barter taters and maters for a doctors visit.

I'll be happy to barter my corn in a jar.

 

[Grand Vol]

Still alive...

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

I'll be happy to barter my corn in a jar.

Oh shat no! That may be the only anesthesia you can afford if surgery is on the docket.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Still alive...

Hola!

 

[McDad]

Still alive...

Good.

 

[hog88]

This is the second time in 2 weeks I've made an appeal for money and you have countered with food.

You not getting fed enough or something big boy?

I have been on a diet, I’ve lost a little over 30lbs since December so yeah some days food is on my mind more than money.

 

[McDad]

I have been on a diet, I’ve lost a little over 30lbs since December so yeah some days food is on my mind more than money.

Nice job, Skinny. Im gonna miss your man boobs though.

 

[hog88]

Nice job, Skinny. Im gonna miss your man boobs though.

Thinking about implants

 

[McDad]

Thinking about implants

MMMM. That image will come in handy later.

 

[hog88]

MMMM. That image will come in handy later.

I’ll send ya some new newds to help.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

MMMM. That image will come in handy later.

I’ll send ya some new newds to help.

Geez ... Louder’s salvation efforts only to get to this.

And I lied earlier. I don’t live anywhere near the Tri Cities, hell ... I don’t even live in TN. I reside in Indiana or some such place, a place far far away from here at home.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I’ll send ya some new newds to help.

What is wrong with the old newds?

 

[hog88]

Geez ... Louder’s salvation efforts only to get to this.

And I lied earlier. I don’t live anywhere near the Tri Cities, hell ... I don’t even live in TN. I reside in Indiana or some such place, a place far far away from here at home.

Too late you’ve given enough information for this hound dog to hunt you down. I’ll show up when you least expect, promise not to embarrass you.

 

[hog88]

What is wrong with the old newds?

They were during my fat phase, now I’m just pleasantly chubby and we all know how Mcdad likes them chubby.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

They were during my fat phase, now I’m just pleasantly chubby and we all know how Mcdad likes them chubby.

 

[McDad]

be still, my heart.