That uniform combination (ugh!) reminds me of that old Jerry Clower story, about the duck hunter he met who didn't use a gun.
Seems (don't know why old timers always start a tale that way, but...) seems Jerry got invited to go duck hunting in south Mississippi with a guy on some delta land. When they headed out, he noticed the guy didn't have a gun.
"You fergettin' sumpin?"
"A gun? Naw, don't use 'em. I just use my face," and the guy made this awful, ugly scowl. "Just wait. I'll show you."
They get to the duck blind, set out some decoys, and start their calls. Soon, a flock swirls into sight and starts to land. The guy jumps up, leans forward and makes that ugly face.
Two mallards fell out of the sky, stone cold dead.
Jerry was amazed and watched him do it again, this time with some canvasbacks. "I've never heard of anyone able to do that! Have you ever met anyone else who can knock ducks out of the sky with just an ugly look?"
"Well... my wife can, but I won't let her. She tears 'em up too bad."
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Okay guys, you've got the uniform look you want. Now go out there and don't tear 'em up too bad!