Wyoming Punter announcing transfer to Tennessee

Have you read post #81 yet little guy? I'd love to hear your rebuttals since you love facts. Have your mom read it to you if you need help.

WTF is post #81? Why don't you just save us all some time and paste it to your comment?
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Actually, the question you should ask yourself is "is this guy any good?". Watch his highlights and get back to me. Let's not change the subject.
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If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
 
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If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

Wow! A highly intelligent response. Rather than presenting facts to prove me wrong, you resort to hyperbole. Tell me why this punter is better than who we already have.
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If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

The dude/dudette is an idiot. Been trolling hard today. His/her crap over in the Hurd thread is stupid priceless.
 
Wow! A highly intelligent response. Rather than presenting facts to prove me wrong, you resort to hyperbole. Tell me why this punter is better than who we already have.
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FYI: I have relatives from not so far back that were Namibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the Zambutu Bibjano; aka the trial of life. Until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. you aren't. Now go grow some Namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real
 
The dude/dudette is an idiot. Been trolling hard today. His/her crap over in the Hurd thread is stupid priceless.

Hurd is a good get. Is he our savior? Probably not. But a good get. Let's stay on topic.
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Wow! A highly intelligent response. Rather than presenting facts to prove me wrong, you resort to hyperbole. Tell me why this punter is better than who we already have.
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Holy **** you're stupid. Ill say it again: READ POST #81 and refute a single thing I said.
 
What was La Dee Freakin Palardy-Darr's punt average last year?


Palardy averaged 43.1 yards per punt with a long of 66 yards and he wasn't kicking in the rarefied air of the mountain west. When Gleeson kicked outside the mountains his average dropped to 37. Obviously he is great and Palardy sucks.
 
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Wow! A highly intelligent response. Rather than presenting facts to prove me wrong, you resort to hyperbole. Tell me why this punter is better than who we already have.
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Anyone have video of our 12 yard punt from last season for this bozo?
 
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FYI: I have relatives from not so far back that were Namibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the Zambutu Bibjano; aka the trial of life. Until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal.. you aren't. Now go grow some Namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real

Namibia was easily conquered by the Germans during the early 20th century, so they weren't badasses at all. Read your history.
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You're wasting your time. This guy is a bammer troll of the worst kind. Just ignore him and he'll get back to kissing his sister.
Nah I'm enjoying myself. Similar to when people watch nature documentaries, I love to see stupid in its natural environment.
 
Palardy averaged 43.1 yards per punt and he wasn't kicking in the rarefied mountain west. When Gleeson kicked outside the mountains his averaged dropped to 37. Obviously he is great and Palardy sucks.

Palardy is a Senior, and Gleeson won't be able to play until next year. Who else do we have? This guy has a high ceiling and will get more consistent.
 
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Palardy is a Senior, and Gleeson won't be able to play until next year. Who else do we have? This guy has a high ceiling and will get more consistent.


I realize that I was referencing the post I quoted. Wasn't meant as a knock on Gleeson just defending Palardy who gets to much **** on here. Darr was a great HS punter out west and we all also thought he had a high ceiling and would get more consistent.
 
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Palardy averaged 43.1 yards per punt with a long of 66 yards and he wasn't kicking in the rarefied air of the mountain west. When Gleeson kicked outside the mountains his average dropped to 37. Obviously he is great and Palardy sucks.

And this post ends the argument. Case closed.
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Edit: Forgot to mention... My research tells me that the density of beautiful women in Knoxville x his Australian accent could give him a 1000% increase in sexual relations compared to Laramie.

Solid.
 
Nope. Not a troll. I love my Vols. But you guys get so excited about every pick. This guy SUCKS! Do you think he's good? Why? Ya'll forget the Colquitts. Jesus.
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Fine, ill copy it for you since you don't know how to operate the Internet:

Bear with me, I'm really ****ing bored at work. Also, not trying to come across like a know it all, Adderall is just a helluva drug.

This isn't entirely correct. True, there will be less drag from the reduction in density due to altitude. BUT humid air is actually lighter than dry air and because of this will counteract the change in density somewhat. Not enough to completely counteract it but enough to make a difference.

I took a look at his performances and he actually averaged 2 more feet away than at home. Average elevation was 2,500.

He was also a freshman. Darr has never averaged over 40. And neither did Palardy until this past year. Statistically the best punter in the SEC last year was Florida's. He added 6 yards to his average between freshman and sophomore year, both of which he started. Glancing over the other top kickers also showed me that every single one improved year-to-year. Speaking of which, none of the punters I looked at beat his FS avg. their FS year.

Only thing that worries me was his performance under pressure at Texas. It was his first game ever, and it was in front of 100k. (article if anyone is interested: Wyoming punter Gleeson settles in after rough start : Wyoming)

Overall, a helluva pickup. If I had to guess Tim Gleeson will be our starting punter for 2013. My guess would be he averages 44 yards and is a noticeable improvement over our current punters.

I apologize to anyone that actually wasted their time reading this.

Edit: Forgot to mention... My research tells me that the density of beautiful women in Knoxville x his Australian accent could give him a 1000% increase in sexual relations compared to Laramie.
 
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